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A TCP packet walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer." The bartender says, "You'd like a beer?" The TCP packet says, "Yes, a beer."

I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all already exhausted.

IPv4 walks into a bar and yells "BARTENDER! I'll have a strong CIDR, because I'm EXHAUSTED!"

The bad thing about IPv6 jokes is that nobody wants to tell them first.

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius

Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt

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