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This story[^] is on Sky about a circus in Mexico.
Personally, my vote goes to the Tiger. The story has this comment "The tiger has been locked inside a cage in the circus while authorities decide whether it should be destroyed."
Locked in a cage? No sh*t! Another day at the office then for a poor animal subject to endless abuse in order to please patrons who know no better. Personally, I'd rather see the tiger shot than endure another miserable day locked up.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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I love that they included a picture of "A Bengal tiger similar to the one which attacked the trainer in Mexico", just in case someone doesn't know what an elephanting tiger looks like.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Colin Mullikin wrote: just in case someone doesn't know what an elephanting tiger looks like.
Just what does an elephanting tiger look like? 
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"Elephant" is our KSS replacement for a certain other word that rhymes with duck. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Colin Mullikin wrote: "Elephant" is our KSS replacement for a certain other word that rhymes with duck.
Are you saying truck?
Why don't you just say what you mean.
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JimmyRopes wrote: Why don't you just say what you mean.
Elephant off! 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Colin Mullikin wrote: Elephant Fu*k off!
FTFY 
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The trucking tiger, almost a super hero name!
Wout
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wout de zeeuw wrote: The trucking tiger, almost a super hero name!
He's my hero. 
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Of course, anybody who is close enough to an animal like that is taking their life in their own hands. That cat is so strong compared to a man that it would not take much effort
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I guess some of them do drug the animals so they are not at their normal level of aggression.
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Christ, it was hard enough to give my cat a pill!
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That's what hollow points are for.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It was the same with one of ours. We used to grind the pill and mix it in with some food. They probably tried it on the tiger as well. But this time, the tiger thought it might taste better with some Mexican food and opted for a takeaway.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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Somehow that made me hungry.
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A love bit from such a beast will kill a human. I don't blame the tiger.
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