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GeneralRe: Geting away with it ... PinmemberSlacker00711-Jan-12 6:15 
GeneralRe: Geting away with it ... PinmvpEspen Harlinn11-Jan-12 6:18 
GeneralRe: Geting away with it ... Pinmembermark merrens11-Jan-12 6:21 
GeneralRe: Geting away with it ... PinmemberNagy Vilmos11-Jan-12 9:36 
GeneralRe: Geting away with it ... PinmvpEspen Harlinn11-Jan-12 10:36 
NewsRecession PinmemberPranit Kothari11-Jan-12 6:08 
GeneralRe: Recession PinmemberSlacker00711-Jan-12 6:12 
JokeAlways scream when you are scared ! PinmemberAmir Mahfoozi11-Jan-12 5:00 
Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
 
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
 
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
 
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
 
Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and
says, 'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die' !!
GeneralRe: Always scream when you are scared ! PinmemberSlacker00711-Jan-12 5:09 
GeneralRe: Always scream when you are scared ! PinmemberBassam Abdul-Baki11-Jan-12 5:10 
GeneralRe: Always scream when you are scared ! PinmemberAmir Mahfoozi11-Jan-12 5:14 
NewsRe: Always scream when you are scared ! PinmemberChris Losinger11-Jan-12 5:14 
GeneralRe: Always scream when you are scared ! PinmemberJoan Murt11-Jan-12 5:20 
GeneralRe: Always scream when you are scared ! PinmemberAmir Mahfoozi11-Jan-12 8:50 
GeneralRe: Always scream when you are scared ! PingroupNorm .net11-Jan-12 5:31 
GeneralRe: Always scream when you are scared ! PinmemberAmir Mahfoozi11-Jan-12 8:52 
GeneralRe: Always scream when you are scared ! PinmemberDalek Dave11-Jan-12 5:34 
GeneralRe: Always scream when you are scared ! PinmemberAmir Mahfoozi11-Jan-12 8:53 
GeneralRe: Always scream when you are scared ! PinmvpEspen Harlinn11-Jan-12 5:45 
GeneralRe: Always scream when you are scared ! PinmemberAmir Mahfoozi11-Jan-12 8:54 
GeneralRe: Always scream when you are scared ! Pinmembermark merrens11-Jan-12 6:19 
GeneralRe: Always scream when you are scared ! PinmemberAmir Mahfoozi11-Jan-12 8:55 
GeneralRe: Always scream when you are scared ! PinmemberRajesh_Francis12-Jan-12 2:23 
GeneralRe: Always scream when you are scared ! PinmemberAmir Mahfoozi12-Jan-12 3:30 
JokeDr. Oz advice that worked Pinmembergavindon11-Jan-12 4:38 

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