If it were today, I'd definitely go for a nice rack of slow cooked barbeque ribs...well if I was going to die anyways, maybe a few racks.
I just had some the other night but I want more...luckily they messed up my order (I ordered them for delivery online, they missed the order and didn't get them to me for about 3 hours) and gave me enough gift certificates to buy 3 more pounds of ribs to make up for it
"Poor man, said the psychiatrist. Could you tell me why you drink so much?
-I will try to explain it all, said the patient.
, I fell in love with a widow who had a grown daughter. I married the widow and a while later my father got married with my stepdaughter.So why my wife and I are the parents of my father. After a while my stepmother, that is my wife's daughter, a son. And the boy was naturally my brother, because he is my father's son. Yet, he is also the son of my wife's daughter, and so was my wife the boy's grandmother and I was the grandfather of my brother. So my wife and I a child, and he was my father's brother. My son's stepsister is course then also his grandmother - as my father and his grandfather. My father is therefore my child's brother, as his sister's father's wife. therefore I am the brother of my own son. My son is my grandmother's nephew and I am grandfather to myself . I am the brother of my father while both son and father to him. My wife is my step-mother, mother-in-law and stepdaughter. I am a father and son to myself!
Thank you, said the psychiatrist. It's no wonder that you drink. You should continue with it!"
One day, a man walked into the dentists office for some dental work.
The dentist said, "Sir, you have a tooth I must pull, What type of pain killer would you like?"
The man looked at the dentist and said, "None, thanks, I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life."
The dentist said, "Sir, pulling this tooth Will be painful, I suggest a painkiller."
The man looked back at the dentist and said, "I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life, Nothing else will ever compare."
The dentist said, "Sir, I"m telling you, use a painkiller."
The man again said to the dentist, "I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life, I do not need painkillers, now pull the tooth."
The dentist then said, "Okay, You asked for it, But first, tell me what was the second greatest pain in your life?"
The man said, "Yes, I remember it well. I was hunting in some woods north of here one snowy day. Walking through the woods, the urge came upon me and I headed over to a tree. Well, I started to do my thing, and when the first part dropped, it set off a large bear trap that was hidden in the snow that closed on my balls. That was the second greatest pain in my life"
The dentist then said, "Ouch! But then what was the greatest pain in your life?"
The man replied, "When I reached the end of the chain."
While I haven't voted, I guess cause it's shite and made no sense to those that actually speak and type English.
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004