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GeneralThe Real Reason PinmemberMehGerbil19-Nov-12 8:15 
GeneralRe: The Real Reason PinmemberS Houghtelin19-Nov-12 8:19 
GeneralRe: The Real Reason PinmemberMehGerbil19-Nov-12 8:27 
S Houghtelin wrote:
Is there a dead cat etc?
Anyone who knows me knows the joke began with my wife asking me to do something.
I've been training her for 25 years now.
She tells relatives: The only thing he can install is software.
 
Here is how the cat thing works:
1: Find a road kill cat.
2: Piss on it.
3: Shove it into your own drain line.
4: Wait until it freezes.
5: Use programming monies to hire the moron who used to pick on you in school to get it out of there.
6: Repeat until he cries at the sound of your name.
 
Revenge: A dish best served frozen.
GeneralRe: The Real Reason PinmemberS Houghtelin19-Nov-12 8:36 
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GeneralThe things we keep on our desk. Pinmemberwizardzz19-Nov-12 8:02 
GeneralRe: The things we keep on our desk. [modified] PinmemberColin Mullikin19-Nov-12 8:07 
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GeneralRe: The things we keep on our desk. PinmemberChrisElston19-Nov-12 8:45 
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