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That poofter? No, this was a woman.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: No, this was a woman.
Not the first word that comes to mind when Tyne Daly is mentioned.
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Steve Mayfield wrote: a car that drives itself
...has a free will and can elope.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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pwasser wrote: ...has a free will and can elope.
Isn't that the plot of Herbie Goes Bananas?
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No. Knight Rider, where the car obviously was a Cylon that was smart enough to drive (pun intended) Hasselhoff into alcoholism.
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I just found a hole in the back of my pants. 
Opps, nevermind, I'm not wearing pants.
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Thank you for sharing that.
Should you get the urge to share again, please take it to the correct forum: CodeProject Sharing Forum[^]
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Griffy, that hurt a little bit.
BTW, do you have some knickers I might borrow?
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Would you like me to email them to you?
Boxers, Y, Bikini or Fruit o' the Loom?
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Those sound like underwear.
I need pants - or is 'pants' the English word for underwear?
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Indeed it is.
Then you are referring to your trousafloobles rather than your kecks?
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Hmm, may I add to the confusion by offering something that goes by the name of 'Hose' around here?
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These ok?
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You've got 'em pegged.
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I figured he'd want 'em cleaned and dried... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: These ok
That..... depends.... 
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Knickers I don't have, but I'd be perfectly willing to help by plugging the hole with my size-9 boot.
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Mark, you are a true friend in my hour of need.
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<wanders off whistling that song from Toy Story>
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This whole thread is pants! 
The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card
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<Grytpipe Thynne>
How observant you are, Neddie.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: plugging the hole with my size-9 boot
Truly awesome.
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Whoever is wearing them probably feels uncomfortable. I think you owe them an apology.
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It's just your sunshine, then. Nothing to worry about.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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