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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Maybe your wind, not mine. 
I believe he is talking about Bodacious Tata's herself winning the US Open. Must have been battling after a bad curry if Nish's diagnosis of wind is correct.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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And I assumed it was about Smitha out shopping today.
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1) Build venues
2) Improve transport
3) Commission Logo
4) Kill Godzilla
Sent to me by email, but I thought I'd just share
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OriginalGriff wrote: Kill Godzilla
Such violent thoughts... Can't we simply send him off to the Bahamas for a few weeks vacation?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Not really. Remember how long they spent boring us all rigid enthusing us all by running the torch(es) round the country? I'm pretty sure they won't want him interrupting that either, and there is only so much beach time a kaiju can take... 
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Roger Wright wrote: off to the Bahamas
What did the Bahamas do to you to deserve that?
And please not until after my visit in November 
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Nuclear-dragon/dinosaur devastation wouldn't improve the Bahamas.
Send him (or her) to Cleveland.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Kill Godzilla
What?!? And leave Mothra, Ghidorah, Rodan and the rest to do as they will? The entire country would be left undefended!
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Plus, Godzilla could light the cauldron. Instead of shunning someone, include him as part of the festivities.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Godzilla could light the cauldron
Right on! I would definitely want to see that! On TV..... from safe distance....
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Can't kill him he's there best hope for diving, platform not springboard obviously!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Godzilla
Hold on OG ...
(gotta go through my hulu history list ...)
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Hold on ... (gotta go through my imdb history ...)
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Nope. Nothing witty here ...
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+5 for honesty! 
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All athletes will be subjected to random performance enhancing radiation tests. 
Marc
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Due solely to space considerations (Tokyo is a very crowded city), the non-Japanese athletes village is to be built in Fukushima...
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Seems fair - after all they were housed in Stratford when they came to London. *
* I know - it doesn't work - Stratford's not a bad place, really.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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Better Fukushima than Luton... And it's probably safer!
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Well, there's the poisonous atmosphere, the constant danger of sudden and unexplained death - and then there's Fukushima...
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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Have they revealed what sickly-sweet cheesy finger-down-the-throat logo they're going to use to promote the games? Shirley, there has to be a Furbee-esque-like character with big dreamy eyes and how long until someone will come up with a card collecting mania for all things Cool Games. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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SeptimusEjjog 151576 wrote: Shirley, there has to be a Furbee-esque-like character with big dreamy eyes...
No, there doesn't.
And stop calling us Shirley.
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Quote: 4) Kill Godzilla
Pretty sure the radiation will take care of this one.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Ooooo! Bad news! Godzilla[^] was born in radioactive fire, and has radioactive breath (in many of the films) - so he will survive that "minor spill" pretty easily.
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Quote: Godzilla[^] was born in radioactive fire
So were the TMNT and they turned out to be good guys. Perhaps Godzilla will be nice.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No, they turned out to be annoying little F*** wits, whose designers should have been [CENSORED] with a melon. Twice.
Godzilla was a good guy in a couple of the films, and a bad guy in others. Would you want to risk $5B~$6B (current estimates, so double that) on the off chance he will play nice?
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Survive the spill? Heck, he'll consider it a nesting ground. By the time the games come around, the place will be practically overrun with Godzilli. .. or maybe that's their strategy for winning the games?
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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