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You could try to estimate the cost to South Africa of the funeral.
Here's my guess:
Dig hole: £500
Coffin: £1000
Flowers: £200
Security for visiting dignitaries: £50,000,000
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Hmm, a client of ours moved out of South Africa (Cape Town) 18 months ago as he was of the opinion once Nelson died the country would go the same way as Yugoslavia (i.e. separate states at each others throats!). Hope it doesn't, I would like to go to Cape Town with out the need for Kevlar armour!!
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I'll dig a hole for half that much! ...it'll save you a ton of money... 
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Please address all quotes to the "We bury 'em good" dept, South African Government, The Union Buildings, Pretoria.
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They're drawing the teams for the Association Football World Cup.
Normally I wouldn't care (or even have on), but there is a totally hot woman standing next to the rather boring man at the podium. A bit like a middle manager and an extremely glamorous call girl.
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Oh My, she keeps biting her lip.
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Football haters rejoice!!! England has drawn Italy and Uruguay. The pundits think this is a bad very bad group, so the team should be out quickly and the whole sorry affair should be over in the minimum time possible.
modified 6-Dec-13 12:22pm.
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Some other b******* glory! roll on 17:30/finish the virus scan on my PC so I can go home! 
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You could've answered my Regex question[^]. 
/ravi
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Sorry dude, but it's Thursday today. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I booked tickets using miles. I paid 668 for a 15K flight. Awesome!
Other than that, my obsession with song Happy and I know it by Kat Dahlia keeps on increasing.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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I had a thing from Panasonic "please fill in this form to rate your service" I don't think I have contacted them (I did click on the help now for some XP Switch modes yesterday, got confronted with a fill this form in and we will get right back to you... to no avail got the darn signal amp working  )
I will have investigate further some of them are crackers...
http://notalwaysright.com/first-ocean-to-the-right-then-straight-on-til-drowning/1823[^]
modified 6-Dec-13 12:21pm.
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The ones that make me chuckle is from the company's dedicated web hosting service provider after a support request they send you a survey and the last question is
"Please can you let us know what you think about this survey?"
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
modified 6-Dec-13 12:02pm.
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"I thought you had terrific service right up to the point that you sent a survey; now I've changed my opinion."
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 Reminds me of the days I spent as a service lead, customer support calls were a good part of my week, and yes there are people like that.
There was an hour spent reading a few of those. Thanks for the link.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Possibly Useful Tip Of The Day:
I get truly pee-ed off with the Adobe updater bugging me for permission to download it each day. I was looking at another problem with a work colleague and we decided to set up a scheduled task for a daily report app I wrote. In the scheduled tasks list, I saw a task for the Adobe updater. I've deleted it and I wonder if that will once and for all stop them pestering me to update stuff I only use once in a blue moon? If you have similar issues maybe see if there's a task running on your machines. Previously, I always assumed it would be in the registry Run or RunOnce keys, but no, it isn't.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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If you've got something running automatically at login, and you don't know where it's set up, Autoruns[^] is the best place to start.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Mike, happy to read that. Knowing those crafty fellows, will they put it back on, I wonder?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Will see if they do or not. Problem with some of them is they think that it is their machine and we shouldn't mess with it.
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I use ccleaner to manage my startup stuff. It also looks at scheduled tasks.
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What term do computer scientists, surfers, and truckers use (but with different meanings)?
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Has it got to do with elephants? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant" so it might or might not irrelephant
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