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Do you think is might be a sample set of 1?  
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Because Conjoined Twins are rare: Conjoined Developers only happens when Pair Programming is strictly enforced.
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Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps].
AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.
speramus in juniperus
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No, no, no.
You keep horses in a stable.
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OriginalGriff wrote: You keep horses in a stable.
And sheep too.
Don't forget the sheep!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Nope, you keep sheep in a pen, or a barn.
Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
I'll keep mine in the stable, if you don't mind.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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You also keep a goat in a stable, to keep the horse company.
As early as the 1700s, goats were used as companion animals to help settle race horses, keeping the notoriously skittish animals relaxed. Taking a horse's pet goat away would have agitated and upset the animal, potentially influencing the outcome of a race.
The practice of providing race horses with companion animals is still widespread, with horses bonding with ponies, chickens, dogs, and a variety of other animals in addition to goats. Many horses do indeed become deeply attached to their companions, exhibiting considerable stress when these animals are removed. Someone taking away a companion animal could negatively impact a horse's performance, and such incidents may have inspired the idiom “gets my goat” among observers.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: Don't forget the sheep!
Do you honestly think that Griff needs to be reminded?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not really!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Mary had a little lamb,
She could call it in a jiff,
But she had it in a different way
To Original Griff.
:P
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Intelligent women lurve code monkeys!
"Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity"
--Anonymous
Veni, vidi, vici.
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If you take exception to that quote, then you implicitly admit not belonging to the species mentioned 
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You know, I strongly disagree with such coward, anonymous people!
Veni, vidi, vici.
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I should think so too!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: except for things with lights and beeps and gin
FTFY!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Now I have to clean my monitor.
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Because your Mum can't be with all of us at the same time.
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Maybe they are in relationships, but not talk about it with you beause they are afraid you wouldn't understand them?
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Singleton pattern in effect?
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Vishal Pand3y wrote: Why most of developers are single :P
Most of everyone is single tongued.
Except white men, of course -- their tongues are forked.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I do pretty well with the ladies ... until I open my mouth to speak.
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What makes you believe that? I think it's quite the opposite.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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...when you realize what you are actually programming is complete elephan***it
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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