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I wouldn't let her get near my private parts! 
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Basically Welsh women are as tough as welsh men. This is attested to by the fact they used to go into battle with their man folk as witnessed by many Roman writers, who were quire frankly horrified at the spectacle, it being unknown anywhere else in the then known word, and at their effectiveness.
Clearly the ability to bite the roof off a Fiat 500 has evolved from the ability to bite through Roman armour.
And in fact the relative wimpyness of welsh men explains how a small number of saxon male conquerors ended up being responsible for the entire gene pool of todays England; welsh women prefer saxon men! 
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dang, scary!
Cold Turkey...
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What is the criteria that decides how an article is selected as the featured article? Or is it random? I'm asking this because this[^] article shows up as featured article when the filter is set to 'Architect'. Apparently, it's not a great article as you can see there, just a bunch of code and a couple of incomplete paragraphs. And it has got only 3 votes.
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A bottle of gin was inadvertently poured in the hamsters' today water. Maybe two.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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In space, no one can hear you fart!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Chris Quinn wrote: In space, no one can hear you fart!
You desperately need to go to Mexico and purchase a sense of humor! 
<humor alert>
It doesn't have to be physically correct to be funny
</humor alert>
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... and you need to study IMDB to realise it was a play on a famous film tagline[^]! 
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Now that was funny! 
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Chris Quinn wrote: In space, no one can hear you fart!
And only you in your own space suit can smell it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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They are both silent AND deadly!
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Totally inconceivable.
Apollo only ever took three people into orbit, not 5!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Apollo only ever took three people into orbit at a time to the moon, not 5!
ftfy
speramus in juniperus
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Dalek Dave wrote: inconceivable
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.[^]"
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My name is Inigo Montoya...
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Totally inconceivable.
Apollo only ever took three people into orbit, not 5!
You desperately need to go to Mexico and purchase a sense of humor!
<humor alert>
It doesn't have to be physically correct to be funny
</humor alert>
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Actually it was intentional.
Long standing meme about not going to the moon.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Aside from the fact LEM had only two seats, I'm more worried we hear the bum trumpet from outside the suit (a partial vacuum) what the elephant was he eating to generate a fart that powerful! 
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glennPattonWork wrote: Aside from the fact LEM had only two seats, I'm more worried we hear the bum trumpet from outside the suit (a partial vacuum) what the elephant was he eating to generate a fart that powerful!
You desperately need to go to Mexico and purchase a sense of humor!
<humor alert>
It doesn't have to be physically correct to be funny
</humor alert>
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I did snort with laughter, I just find it a bit odd that everyone seems to regard the Apollo missions as either fake or a joke. Would love the Indians/Chinese to go up there grab a bit of the Apollo junk left on the surface and bring it back. 
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If they can find any. 
Just joking. I believe it really took place.
It would be impossible to fake given that the Russians (at the time) were able to track the mission from lift off to landing in the ocean back on earth.
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In spite of all the objections from the dullards that have no sense of humor, I thought it was brilliant. 
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Posting the same reply to numerous other postings does not mean you have a sense of humour!
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No it just means that multiple people need to be told.
Especially you.
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