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Yet another verbified noun.
This opportunity is with our direct client Move Inc and they are currently looking to onboard a Ruby on Rails Developer for an Contract opportunity. Please find the job description below.
Is this like water-boarding?
Marc
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If you've ever been through on-boarding at a large company, you'd pick water-boarding over it.
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Yes, or even "haul over and prepare to be boarded".
I think it's more of a verbified adjective though.
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Marc Clifton wrote: an Contract opportunity
Yup, shoot the recruiter, it's the kindest thing.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy be fair, there are few job oppotunities for Zombies, Recruiters and Estate agents being the most popular
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I don't do web work that often. I had to search for hosting provider and instead of go daddy, I searched for big daddy. I didn't liked what I saw. What embarrassing searches have you done?
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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d@nish wrote: I searched for big daddy. I didn't liked what I saw.
Ah - you're more of a Giant Haystacks[^] man, then? 
Big Daddy's OK, just so long as you remember to call him Shirley[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Insert suitable Leslie Nielsen Joke Here
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Not me but wifey, who is an early childhood teacher, was learning the kids that girls can do the same jobs as boys. One of the lads said they couldn't be firemen cos, afterall, they're "fire men".
So she did a search (not at work mind you) for photo's of fire women to show the kids the next day. The results she got weren't - ahem - exactly child appropriate. 
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Thanks, I'll go home and take a look.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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I was interested in large, shoulder-mounted, anti-tank weapons.
Imagine my surprise when I searched for "huge bazookas"!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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I was building an old Geocities site (yeah, that far back) and wanted to highlight popular links, so I searched for "new.gif", which was ok, and then "hot.gif", which wasn't 
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread
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I searched for 'your hot mother' and...
Christian Graus
My new article series is all about SQL !!!
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My hobby is rideable (1/8 scale) railroading especially steam locomotives. Some day, Google "Live Steam" and see what you get.
Dave.
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A couple of fond memories spring to mind immediately.
A friend of my mother's was trying to buy rolls of fabric online. You can buy 1/4 of a length of fabric, at full width or you can buy 1/4 of the width of the roll at the whole length. In each case, it's a quarter of a roll. The unfortunate term used for the narrow one is "Fat quarter" - mum's friend was suitably shocked when consulting google with the term's plural. 
The other one was the exploits of a teacher at a local college. During the presentation one day of
France, she'd decided to do a google for 'Paris' while the computer was outputting to the video-projector. Hilarity and red-faces ensued.
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I'm never embarrassed, no matter what I find. These are just the moments when I raise an eyebrow and am more than ever convinced that I come from another planet. Unfortunately I can't recall how I got here or where I came from.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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May be you can google "where I came from". I guess you might get some NSFW results there. If you know what I mean.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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My ex-wife's second husband (an American) managed to keep a straight face, saying he had been looking for recipes from home, when she discoverd the search results for "cream pie" on the PC. She actually believed him!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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that lasted almnost 2 weeks, and now a sore throat. When will it ever end!!!!! arrrggghhhh!
1,2,3 'tis the season to feel sh*tty, tra la la la la, la la la la!
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It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Terry Pratchett wrote: DARK IN HERE, ISN'T IT?
Greyhald Spold[^]
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Tis the cold and flu-u season,
Fa la la la la, la la a-choo!
Time for coughing, hacking , wheezing
Fa la la la la, la la cough cough
Take we now a decongestant
Fa la la, la la la, la, la contented sigh
Drink until no longer cogent
Fa la la la la, la la la hiccup
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We've got to do better at work, and I don't have the time or interest to write anything. We have a clever lady in the office who is willing to figure out how to use a decent web development tool set, but she has no interest in becoming a guru. Does someone know of a packaged solution that can handle a small website, dashboard, calendar, event schedule, etc, that a non-developer can maintain easily? It doesn't have to be free, but it does have to be easy.
Will Rogers never met me.
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