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By brother-in-law's girlfriend was recently run over by a car. Tire-tracks across her midriff was the extent of her injuries.
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Better actors than Keanu Reeves![^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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There is a scene in Alvin (the new one) where the chipmunks do slow motion Kungfu (with Matrix effects).
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His emotive skills as an actor mean he can run the whole gamut from A to B.
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Quote: It's flight or fight. He chooses ... fight.
That's a strange fighting technique - he seems to be trying to run away! 
(Must be a French chipmunk.)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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A bit bleak? surely that is the summer forcast for up there
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That's why it is only 'bleak'.
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Strange. It doesn't appear to be on Google Streetview...
And "Get Directions" was no help at all, not even instructions via a canoe! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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have you seen the seas around there, wouldn't want to use anything smaller than a Battleship myself
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Nah, just a much, much bigger canoe...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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knowing you I would have guessed an ark (but for sheep only  say no more)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Nah - you only get 14 sheep on a Ark (and two of them are male). (Genesis 7:2)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And why they are not enough for you?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Well, for starters that's only 28 kidneys...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Have you never been told "dont play with your food"
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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And he was like "Naah. F*ck this!"
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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That was what he said when the shepherdess offered herself to save the lamb he was holding...
speramus in juniperus
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Oh, no it isn't! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Okay, you said "Wait your turn!"
speramus in juniperus
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Watching at your previous post pictures i wonder... did you ever try catching a fish from the platform?
About the weather ... yeah it is bad i hope it will get better and you will be home soon.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I think they are traveling too fast as they fly by
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Argonia wrote: did you ever try catching a fish from the platform
No. Fishing is no longer permitted from the platforms. The guys use to many many many years ago (i.e. before I started offshore), but not any more. I believe divers were getting snagged in broken lines etc. so it was outlawed.
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