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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: what next a EBong?
*** Cough cough ***[^]
The missus says that the ever safety-concious Arabs actually have compact versions of these intended for use when driving. Apparently having hot coals at the top of an unstable bottle/pipe combination isn't conducive to fast cornering.
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its official, the world has gone gaga
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Does it come in cannabis flavor?
Will Rogers never met me.
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I believe that option is available in Washington and Colorado? 
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http://vapeitnow.com/products/ego-starter-kit/blue-ego-ce4-starter-kit.html[^]
This is more common. I have been using one like this for about a month or so.
Stage smoke infused with nicotine, costs me about $3 a day to use it, was spending about $8 a day on cigarettes. I doesn't stink, I can smell again, don't wake up hacking up a lung...
Not a perfect solution as nicotine is still bad but at least I'm getting it without most of the effects of smoking. (Oh... and it comes in any flavor you can imagine. Puffing stuff that tastes like Vanilla Latte at the moment.)
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I know a few people that use them, didn't know they had flavors though. Cool!
It's such a hard habit to break, I smoked off and on for nearly 45 years.
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Yeah, sure, like any woman would fine an orally-fixated guy interesting.
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Some say a dev's made out of coffee
Mountain Dew, Amp and Monster Energy
Turning caffeine and pizza into code
That's bug free, defect free and supportable
You code sixteen classes and what do you get
another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Isidore don't you call me cause I can't go
I sold my soul to a mobile app store
Woke up one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
Opened up Xcode and feelin' just fine
Wrote sixteen classes in Objective-C
Apple store said "you're app's just too niche for me"
You code sixteen classes and what do you get
another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Isidore don't you call me cause I can't go
I sold my soul to the Apple App Store
I woke up one mornin' in the drizzling rain
Eclipse and ADT are my middle name
Coded sixteen classes using the Java API
Uploaded to the Google store but the app didn't fly
You code sixteen classes and what do you get
another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Isidore don't you call me cause I can't go
I sold my soul to the Andriod App Store
I woke up one mornin' with snow on the ground
Fired up Visual Studio and started messin' around
Coded sixteen classes using C++
Left Metro in the title and Ballmer made a fuss
You code sixteen classes and what do you get
another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Isidore don't you call me cause I can't go
I sold my soul to the Windows App Store
apologies to Tennessee Ford
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Nice 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Very nice indeed. The fact that it applies to desktop and web devs also doesn't fit the song, sadly...
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Software Zen: delete this;
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Unlivable!!!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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As a kid, I fell down just before a car driving at low speed. I managed to lift my head, but the car drove on my right arm with the front and back left wheel.
I was shocked, but not injured. I had tire marks on my arm, though.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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We spotted you, Reed Richards Mr. Fantastic! 
while (!working) {
Reboot();
}
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Young children's bodies are very resilient and still pliable. And even better, they are not damaged by society and are quick to forgive and fast to serve and help.
We can learn a lot from children.
Cool story, parts of it at least.
Then again, some of these children are asking questions in QA so we can't learn from all children. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Wow that is crazy. The kid bounces right up.
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By brother-in-law's girlfriend was recently run over by a car. Tire-tracks across her midriff was the extent of her injuries.
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Better actors than Keanu Reeves![^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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There is a scene in Alvin (the new one) where the chipmunks do slow motion Kungfu (with Matrix effects).
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His emotive skills as an actor mean he can run the whole gamut from A to B.
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Quote: It's flight or fight. He chooses ... fight.
That's a strange fighting technique - he seems to be trying to run away! 
(Must be a French chipmunk.)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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