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Sometimes I laugh to hold away the tears.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment. 
You did the best you could at the time. Now you have better ideas. It's a sign of growth. 
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from an apparently honest guy 
David
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Actually, an honest gal. Well, maybe or maybe not honest... but definetly a gal.
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oops, my bad 
David
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Well, the future wasn't as far you thought, wasn't it?  
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This is the voice of GOD speaking:
Have you grep'd your code for "ugly hack"?
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I once took over maintenance of a 40,000 line, assembly language program which had only one comment:
"Be prepared with bottle in hand when working on this program."
Bottle didn't help, but I didn't care either.
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Thanks for sharing this one, I had a really good laugh and he who has never used an ugly hack shall throw the first stone...
By the way it reminds me of the old programmer's joke where someone sifts through innumerable lines of very old, very badly written code and the only comment line he ever finds reads:"This is where the tricky part begins"
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to schizophrenia.
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I
Never moon a werewolf.
- Harvey
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Rohypnol
And now I've got you
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Grass is red,
Sh*t! The garden's on fire!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Roses are red,
violets are red,
The bench is red,
The floor is red,
I seem to have cut myself badly,
Help!!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Poetry's hard.
Bacon.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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A man as learned as you should know better than that.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am schizophrenic
and so am I.
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These days I'm so tired with the important problem in karaoke.
how can I make scores with singer's voice and the songs.
Eager to hace you answer and help! Thanks a lot!
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Member 10478237 wrote: important problem in karaoke.
I didn't realize there was such a thing.
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You could start with singing lessons. Mind you, it is at least keeping all the cats away from the area. 
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Ain't none of us here singers, I think you took a wrong turn at the Justin Bieber self help clinic?
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