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Not surprising, a tad more expensive then I had anticipated but the old adage "if you have to ask the price you can't afford it" applies in every case here.
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I know how to get over on those maintenance costs; I'll just take it to Sears Auto Center!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Richard Andrew x64 wrote: Sears Auto Center!
Why so extravagant? Surely the pros Walmart Auto Care Center could do the job.
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For the same price they could probably have an airplane that would go faster. I don't understand why we still bother with land speed records when we can go so much faster in the air.
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Anybody can own a car and the license is very inexpensive, a pilots license on the other had is a little more complicated and...oh hell it's a macho thing! 
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Wear this[^]! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Just great! Driving home is going to be real interesting, now that I've ripped my eyes from their sockets. Thanks!
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Your wife called; would you mind stopping by Walmart on the way home?
Will Rogers never met me.
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After seeing that I will never be quite the same and cannot undo it. Bleach won't work either. What to do?
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Herself is off this week, and is watching TV. This ad comes up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxXZ_uEVr9c[^]
I'm not buying them again! They don't dunk any more!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Speaking of cats in adverts, have you seen the latest "Three" offering[^]?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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WT??? never heard of digestive biscuits?
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I think they are called Gram (Graham????) Crackers in the US.
Digestives are the sort-of default biscuit in the UK.
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According to Wikipedia, the graham cracker was originally conceived of as a health food as part of the Graham Diet, a regimen to suppress unhealthy carnal urges. Just sayin'.
/ravi
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Richard Deeming wrote: Kellogg's Corn Flakes were originally intended to prevent ...
You can't be cereal!
/ravi
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I spoon fed you that one!
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You're flakey and I think your humor's getting corny.
/ravi
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I suppose there is a grain of truth to what you say about the flakey part. Regarding the corny humor, well, you oat to know.
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Yeah, that stands to raisin.
/ravi
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Well it is the fiber that holds this thread together.
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Doh! Clearly I'm not using my bran!
/ravi
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