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I thought he wanted to watch Canal Six
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'I' is nothing like 'bluewaffle'
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That mistake should last you a while.
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A few months ago I tried texting my wife "I'm hitting the road" (to indicate that I was leaving the office) and it came out "I'm hitting the torah".
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: I'm hitting the torah
If you Kippah doing that, the Rabbi will be quite upset with you! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I hate answering QA questions on my tablet: every stupid time it changes "Code" to "Coffee", which (while somewhat synonymous) does kinda ruin the sentence.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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No, no, no.
It is your job to change coffee to code.
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I do change coffee to something, but then I press the "whoosh" button and it disappears...
My code does not require coffee: my brain requires coffee in order to work out which end of my arms my fingers are on...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And that was the last time we heard from Simon Lee Shugar
 
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Simon Lee Shugar wrote: which autocorrected to "Ok donkey"..
I get these messages from my Missus all the time.
She-aww, she-aww, she always calls me a Donkey.
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"That's my faaaaaa-ther." ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif)
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While on vacation "wish you were her"!
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while texting a male collegue:
"Lurking forward to sex you tomorrow, let's get some beard and pizza for hat"
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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lol that made me giggle a bit. I guess the collegue has since moved teams / departments / state / county?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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HobbyProggy wrote: while texting a male collegue:
So you're the one!
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"Getting her is half the fun." -- Mad magazine
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Posting a status on Facebook lately about the noisy wedding party that was going on in the hotel I was staying in, my phone changed "there's a noisy wedding disco going on in the room above mine" to "there's a noisy wedding dick going on in the room above mine"!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Mine doesn't kick in until 2nd cup of coffee. 
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Him: "Bad news honey. I just got laid. We'll talk when I get home."
Her: "You're damn right we'll talk!"
Him: "LAID OFF!! dammit..."
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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No! it never fails. You should stop sending messages to a donkey. 
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I would consider using them, just for that!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'll just leave this[^] here.
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Quote: A Canadian woman who fell off a horse and awoke with a Scottish accent is now to write a book about how the bizarre accident changed her life.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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