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One of my uncles had to smell armpits as part of his job at Gillette.
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I'm currently watching a man smelling the breath of ten people who haven't brushed their teeth for 5 days to tell if they are male or female.
He got one wrong.
The science says there is a difference in the oral cavity of the genders and so their breath smells different.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: I'm currently watching a man smelling the breath of ten people who haven't brushed their teeth for 5 days
You have too much time on your hands. 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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Quote: I'm currently watching a man smelling the breath of ten people who haven't brushed their teeth for 5 days to tell if they are male or female.
He got one wrong.
Actually I think he got the ten bit sooooo wrong!!! 
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The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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I'm on-line therefore I am.
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Sounds like the perfect job for a certain German alpine skier[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.
The storeowner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale."
The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."
And the owner says, "Sold," and hands over the cat.
The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."
And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."
/ravi
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Nice. Bonus points for being clean. 
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Not only do Canadians rock harder but they funny too!
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Have you seen the cat?
/ravi
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FYI, you might want to check your professional profile. It seems it may have been goofed again.
<voice type="Ebeneezer Scrooge"> Bah. dumb bugs </voice>
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Seems OK to me. Did you notice anything particular that looked odd?
/ravi
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Look at your user icon next to your messages. I see the normal 'user' icon.
EDIT: You also do not have the 'professional' badge on your user page.
<voice type="Ebeneezer Scrooge"> Bah. dumb bugs </voice>
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Now I know why my cat has gone missing.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Does anyone use Bitcoin[^] and, if so, for what purpose?
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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It's less trouble than burning £50 notes.
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Well, one guy[^] gets to travel to exiting places becasue of them! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Exiting? Sounds suicidal. I'd much rather go somewhere exciting. 
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Risk of death, chance for vast riches - sounds like an adventure to me!
(albeit an adventure I'd rather happened to someone else...)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Exiting left? What are we gonna do now?.....what are we gonna do now?.......what are we gonna do now?.... 
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