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Some people just cannot find amusement in the ambiguities of the English language. 
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It's a fake[^]
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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That sucks.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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So does Paris.
I mean, have you been there? There is even a medical condition associated with how much it sucks: Paris Syndrome
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Leaving the train at the Gare Du Nord, the first thing my wife and I saw was a tramp s(h)itting in the street.
Merde!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: the first thing my wife and I saw was a tramp s(h)itting in the street.
Did it have subtitles?
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Nothing worse than a phoney windbag. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Does it cut while it sucks?
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. 
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Thank you mr president 
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfpnP7nbPAw[^]
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
modified 5-Mar-14 10:16am.
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You get the Leslie badge, now go and sit in the corner.
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Look who's talking...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Just passing on the baton, just passing on.
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Pass on the gin...  I'm dried up...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I blame it on the CP post search feature
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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Are you going to blame the search feature on your inability to reply to the correct person too?
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Yea caching and deletion and beer 
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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Oh no. That because of the batongin... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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No passing it on i fixed mine :P
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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I just saw that Ian Botham's favourite computer was launched on this day in 1981[^]. Happy birthday, oh yee of the Monster Maze, happy birthday.
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You made me cry...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Back in those days, and more so with the Speccy, memory was king.
Programmers had to squeeze every last pip out of the lemon.
I know that one of the games produced sound by interrupting the video signal every 5th part of the 50 hertz signal which generated a noise and owing to the human eye's persistence of vision did not affect the picture.
It meant that the game could utilise the area reserved for sound generation in the game data.
That is how clever they were, and how sharp the skills were at reducing algorithms down to the barest minimum for speed and memory efficiency.
Nowadays with fast machines and limitless memory people just pump out any old crapola.
Long gone are the days of the memory wizards.
Alas and alack, O Tempora O Mores.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: memory was king.
I remember when I wrote PooperPig for the BBC, after it finished loading from disk or cassette, I used the reserved buffers for data storage and decompressed the level maps into them.
It actually used the screen memory during compression so had to change the visible colours so it didn't look too crap.
I despair sometimes when I see that an ICON for a game uses more memory than the entire PooperPig code!
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