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Splendid, now I have both your name and address BWHAAAHAHHAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
Personal Hat: Good luck, hope you win.
Political Hat: Hope you come 2nd. Normally I'd say 3rd, but the Lib-Dems have proven their worth in gov't.
I thought you were all UKIP now?
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I'm worried now. Who do you want to come first????!
Uh-oh, the political slippery slope. I'm bailing out now..
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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you better beat the UKIP!
Or I will tell DeathByChocolate that you have hidden her chocolate!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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If he did hide my chocolate I would scare him so much he would 'lose his deposit'! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I would be more than happy for you to help me lose my deposit.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Ok, good luck to you, and to Luton. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Well, to be honest, everyone needs a pot to pee in.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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PS your garage doors need painting! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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The windows need new glass too as well now. 
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What I don't understand is how 'someone' managed to break every pain of glass and plaster the outside with that much excrement so quickly! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I thought the pebble dashing looked a bit odd.
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I wonder why they spread it in the shape of a moon rocket?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Is that a euphemism?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Nah .... if I said your lawn needed cutting ... that would have been a euphemism!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Good luck climbing the greasy pole to No. 10.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Check your preposition, I think it should be 'of' not 'to'...
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"FOR visiting tourists"?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Good luck DD, I'm sure you'll make a good Councillor.
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Good luck on a personal note, though I can't really say that I wish anyone standing under the blue rosette to win.
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Dalek Dave wrote: It is a Labour Stronghold
I've heard it described as many things, but they usually include the word sh**.
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What no Tarquin Fin Tim Lim Bin Busstop ftang ftang ole biscuit barrel ?
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Good luck, Dave! But on the off chance that you win, you'll regret it. I ran for an office once to prevent the sitting board from appointing someone to a vacancy. Turned out that 6 others had the same idea, but I won by a landslide, then got re-elected 4 years later. For 6 years I couldn't go anywhere without someone cornering me to bitch about something. I got most things fixed, but it certainly made enjoying an evening out a challenge.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I'm so sorry, I'm really, really sorry...
... but I just kicked off the Win8.1 download.
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You, you, you, you, bad man. No more gin in your feeding bottle for you.
Steal candy from a baby's hand, that we can live with.
Steal money from a pensioner's handbag, that we can live with.
Steal money from a bank to give to an MP, that we can live with.
But when it comes to installing 8.1, have you no shame, no integrity, no civil decency, no pride?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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