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It's your lucky day![^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Could be worse....
I got home from offshore on Wednesday, gets into the house to be told by the wife she broke the cold tap in the kitchen. It happened just after I left 2 weeks ago, so she had to struggle on using the cold tap at the other kitchen sink. What a hardship........ 
So after dropping kids off at school today, pops into B&Q, finds a suitable replacement. Heads home, digs out some tools and dives under the sink. Now, these connections haven't been moved since I fitted the kitchen in 1998. Talk about rock solid!
First turn of the spanner, rips a chunk of skin of my thumb.....I might have said a wee sweary... At least its all fixed now. Its also a much better tap than what was there before. I have a feeling she will want a matching tap at the other sink....but will wait and see what she says.
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DaveAuld wrote: but will wait and see what she says.
Why? You've waisted a journey there Jimmy! You should have bought two sets, fitted one, waited for the "Och! That's nice!" then fitted t'other for the double chocolate brownie points [what DBC would nick anyway] that go with the wife awarded attaboy.
[you can see I'm working real hard here]
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Not at £150!
The other sink is just a utility sink, and is usually buried in kids clothes. It is fine the way it is!
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I shall never forget taking my dear lovely wife into the DIY store to get a washer for a leaking tap. £1,500 and a new bathroom later we walked out...
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Good luck on waiting.
Dave.
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Careful what you wish for!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Have you ever been having a clean out and stumbled across something you have written down and wondered what the hell it was for or what you were up to at that time?
Today, I was having a clear out of an old metal filing box.
In it, I came across old some old part numbers for fire and gas system components, old passwords for various work systems, some old notebooks.
The notebooks were empty, apart from one, and all it had in it I had written was;
cd /usr/include
rm -rf linux
rm -rf asm
ln -s /usr/src/linux/include/linux linux
ln -s /usr/src/linux/include/asm_i386 asm
cd /usr/src/linux
make proper
Haven't got a clue what it was for........
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It's the command line equivalent of Lorem Ipsum.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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This is the most moving thing I've heard for a while
Linky
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If she cries at the days of the week, just wait until she sees the bill!
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Yeah, well that was the NHS version, if she'd gone private she may have got Shakespeare or something. Perhaps there's a tariff linked to Amazon's reviewing system.
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She'll also hear comments about how awful plaid pants look on anyone.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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That's terrible. But very funny all the same! 
/ravi
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I think I can hear the pixels.
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Someone complaining in QA that the Barcode generation software he included in his website generates an image, when he wanted just the text... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Jut tell him to print lots of 'I's and 'l' s
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Is it like having a wife? I wanted beer not broccoli.
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No, a different one - but I don't want the guy ridiculed or I would have posted a link.
I was just "I don't believe anyone can be this stupid"... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And you don't think that he can read The Lounge posts and make the connection? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: nd you don't think that he can read The Lounge posts and make the connection?
FTFY! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I imagine he either does not know anything about the Lounge or would not be interested in perusing it - when you're thick there are many mysteries in the world.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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