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Okay, maybe I just saw advertisements in the examples and didn't read the text.
It is a result of internet overloading where I don't read anymore but just scan pages to see if I am interested in the subject. 
I am a product of my times. 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I found the following identifier in a piece of my code this morning:
_RegistryCopy_LOCAL_MACHINE_STREAM_Enterprise_710_PressController
Software Zen: delete this;
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~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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The Length of the line it is.
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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Marco Bertschi wrote: The Length of the line it is.
Are you sure about that? 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I need to sell my soul.
My truck turns 16 this year and it's got so many problems I don't know where to begin and would be very expensive to fix everything that needs to be done.
So I went to a dealership, haven't been to one in 20+ years and got a bad case of sticker shock. So I need to make a deal with the devil or sell ?spare? body parts to be able to afford a 2012 Ford Focus with 62K miles.
Looks like I'll have to go back to work for a while?
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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You could always approach your bank manager.
I suggest with a pair of stockings and a sawn off would be best.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Satan is easier to negotiate with than a bank.
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Well, you could try FleaBay[^].
But...You can't, it seems[^]
Consider slightly older cars than 2012 - if you look around, you should find something in the 5+ years area that is considerably cheaper: because the other mug punters owners have already swallowed the depreciation.
My current car cost me ~$2K, was 10 years old, one previous owner, and had 70K miles. Now in it's third year of my ownership, and it has cost me about $1.2K in repairs on top of the usual running costs.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Mike Hankey wrote: So I went to a dealership devil ... got a bad case of sticker shock.
FTFY
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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You could try contacting one of them Nigerian princes. I hear they like giving out money.
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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My truck needed replaced last year.
Ended up with a 2009 but still paid more than I would have liked.
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This[^] seems relevant. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Crab Soup: £2.50
Kung Po Chicken: £4.50
Missing One Container at delivery: riceless.
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LOL! Indeed! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Stealing that and posting it on FB!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Which, with a certain amount of irony, is where I stole it from. Ahh the circle of life
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Keith Barrow wrote: circle of life
Thanks, now I will have Elton John buzzing in my ear for the rest of the day
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Earphones, AC/DC, problem solved!
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Keith Barrow wrote: Missing One Container at delivery: riceless.
Seriously, from a Chinese takeaway. Have they no pride?
I pretty much eat rice with every meal, except breakfast because I get croissants at the local super store.
Otherwise I would be eating rice with every meal.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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JimmyRopes wrote: Otherwise I would be eating rice with every meal
This also limits the wear off of your toilet seat.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: This also limits the wear off of your toilet seat.
What toilet seat? Squat toilets are still used in this part of the world.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I don't know what word he is suppose to have used. All the Newspapers are saying he said N*****. I have never seen a word spelt like that before. It's not spelt like that in the Oxford English Dictionary, though give it 20 years and I'm sure it will be. 
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South Park[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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He said Nissan? I'm not surprised he bleeped it out. He hates Nissan.
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