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It's a prequel to Game of Thrones.
It was precisely this halfcocked plot that made Peter Dinklage the "big" star he is... 
OR - it could be Debbie Does Deadwood, but to be honest, I don't think she has ever done any dead wood! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The Victor Kiam story - probably the "uncut" version.
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Ouch! 
But seriously: Nobody would have to threaten me with a Remington to make me wanna marry Sandra Bullock! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The Haircut ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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"Remington Steele - The Clone Incident"
(yes|no|maybe)*
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Postman Pat: The Movie[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The pregnant bride - the fathers story
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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"Advise friend off the record."(10)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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ACCOMPLICE
Because he is a kind of friend/partner/adviser to someone in a crime, which mostly 'off record'...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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No, not the answer.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Whatever. I've learned a few new words in English... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Every day is a schoolday!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Advise = Inform
friend = Ally
=> Informally = off the record
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Is the correct answer!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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New French trains don't fit platforms[^]
Now, I've made a few "measure never, cut once, swear", moments, but...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Allow the trains to pass and they'll become slimmer.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Wrap the trains in sandpaper - if it was good enough to fix my front door....
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Quote: "When you separate the rail operator from the train company," he said, "this is what happens."
Really? I think you'll find this situation is going just peachy the other side of the channel ...
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Ruler?! They had no money for that!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Quote: Should have used a ruler.
Yeah, not too many royals left in France after that whole beheading thing.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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A few years ago the French Navy launched a shiny new Aircraft Carrier.
Pity it was too short to allow the planes to land on it.
See Here[^]
And we trust the metric system?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I trust the Metric system implicitly.
I don't trust the people who use it...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Unfortunately, there is no serious alternative to progress.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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