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A goat just said to me
"I think I'm about to give birth!"
I said "You must be kidding!"
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"Baaaaa"
Oh no! We'll never get Griff settled down again now! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Why? I'm not the father! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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ewe mean the Faaaaaaather, shirley?
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Ewe trying to get my goat?
And don't call me surely...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Ewe trying to get my goat?
Just so long as you're not feeling horny
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OriginalGriff wrote: Why? I'm not the father
I thought just the sound of sheep would knock you off your paws! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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With a juvenile joke like that, you better watch or your nanny will be after you.
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WHAT! A SPEAKING GOAT! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yes[^]? Its sheep but shows the point 
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... said the dog.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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That is just udder nonsense - don't try to ram that down our throats! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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_Maxxx_ wrote: I said "You've goat to be kidding!"
FTFY
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Having finally seen the film Up I can say that I have learned a valuable life lesson.
If you really want to have an exciting adventure and do extraordinary things...
You have to wait until your wife is dead.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: If you really want to have an exciting adventure and do extraordinary things...
You have to wait until your wife is dead.
Not necessarily.
All you need to do is pause for a fraction of a second before saying "NO" the the Dread Question: "Does my bum look big in this?"
For added excitement, answer "Yes" instead.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Clickety[^] (SFW)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I don't know why I'm laughing at that - it's the truth... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Speaking of which, this girl[^] has SERIOUS wife potential! (Still SFW)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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 .... that's it .... just ...
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OriginalGriff wrote: the Dread Question: "Does my bum look big in this?"
The correct answer, said quickly, is: "Yes, it looks great."
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Only if you think you're gonna look good in a full body cast!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If you end up in a cast you didn't say it fast enough!
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The Aussie answer.[^] (Youtube, SFW)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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"And because the male actor had an "unexpected accident" that ad didn't make it to your homes.
We want to say my condolences to the family of the male actor.
Dear viewers, have a nice evening and enjoy our program."
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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