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If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected!
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office!
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these Election manifestos and speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven!
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river! ( to pocket the sanctioned funds!)
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you for free!
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel!
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
I offer my political opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the City, State or the Country, it might be better to change the locks!
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How dare you post such "serious" stuff with a joke icon? 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Joke aside, this could have been an extract of what the Front National[^] program.
You sense the irony : Politicians who campaign with the message that politicians are crap, to be elected as MEP because to protest against Europe.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Vivic wrote: Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Nicely said! 
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Reminds me of the traditional epitaph for MPs (Members of Parliament):
Here lies the body of our MP
Who promised lots for you and me.
His promises did not fulfil,
And, though he's dead, he's lying still.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time."
~Winston Churchil (from a House of Commons speech on Nov. 11, 1947)
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Grandma: "For better digestion I drink beer.
In case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.
In case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine.
In case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.
And when I have a cold, I drink schnapps."
Grandchild: "When do you drink water?"
Grandma: "I've never been that sick!"
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I do not know how things are handled in Asia, but in such a case I owuld immediately contact the embassy of my home country and get myself new documents.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Norwegian authorities can issue you a temporary/emergency passport, that I think you can get immediately.
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All Consuls can issue emergency passports or some form of laissez-passer to get their Nationals home. Though in normal circumstances they make them pay the [inflated] fee for a new passport.
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Well, a new passport cost about 50£ and an emergency passport costs about 50£, so I guess they are pretty expensive.
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: a new passport cost about 50£
Bloody hell an Oz passport recently cost me over $300 IIRC. Even with the exchange rate that is more than double!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Isnt that more that 3 times
500 NOK for the Norwegian passport
1668 NOK for your Oz passport
They are ripping people off 
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Wrong. A new British Passport issued through an Embassy is more than one issued in the UK. My last renewal I did in Budapest and it was done next day and the fee was comparable with a UK renewal.
Now, British Embassies no longer issue and they have to be sent away. From Budapest, the fee would be £102 vs the standard £75 and it would take up to 6 weeks.
I will be renewing here when my current UK passport runs out later this year.
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Ehm Was talking about a Norwegian passport I don't know how much you would pay for a British passport, as I don't really have a need for it 
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: Norwegian authorities can issue you a temporary/emergency passport, that I think you can get immediately.
Good thing he is Norwegian then.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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No, he just needs to go to the Norwegian embassy in South Korea
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: he just needs to go to the Norwegian embassy in South Korea and ask for asylum
FTFY
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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If granted he would get a passport I assume.
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Wow, it's really easy to become a Norwgian. 
I will try to remember if I ever have to run for it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Norway is currently a part of EU (not really, but its a part of the Schengen agreement) so there isn't really a need for it.
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Probably a fake, but if not, the picture page in a passport is usually laminated, so any ink would wipe off, possibly with the help of a little solvent
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Chris Quinn wrote: passport is usually laminated
Remember, it's a Chinese Passport
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you mean its a cheap knockoff?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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