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On a serious note, this is a real sociological subject : slapping someone you first met is apparently more intimate a move towards him/her as kissing them.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Part of Anger Management class?
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Seems they're pretty good at managing their anger - I'll have to admit that I would probably get a wee bit miffed if somebody started to slap me around ...
I say probably, because I haven't all that much experience in that regard ...
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I've been slapped some between the USMC and two ex-wives. 
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Mike Hankey wrote: I've been slapped some between the USMC and two ex-wives.
And the moral of the story is don't get married, stick with the USMC 
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If it's arty-farty enough, it does not need to be explained! 
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Has no explanation, like that "Nude Dating" show I saw advertised on VH1 while watching Styx's Pieces of Eight and The Grand Illusion albums play-out concert.
Found this slapping nonsense actually fun to watch by muting its audio and launching Slayer's "Postmortem" on another browser window/tab 
-- RP
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My coffee machine went a wee bit t'up so I sent it off to the manufactures to fix it as they are they only ones what can do it; allegedly.
They called me today to inform me that one of the pumps was FUBAR and they wouldn't be able to get a replacement part for some time.
Oh.
So they'll send me a new one if that's okay with me. Of course I insisted they repair my 5 year old machine; not. One of the temperature gauges is broken, the other is temperamental, and some of the enamel is falling off.
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I think the retail price of these things includes the cost of upto five "free" replacements doesn't it?
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At least you know what will break, and in what order!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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He says Giorgio Chiellini attacked him with his shoulder...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Indeed!
In other news, this tree[^] attacks cars!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It is that &^* beaver's fault! Now the poor tree gets blamed for it! 
All he really wanted in this life was to be a dam
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I'm sure it's a 'true story' that Suarez CLAIMS that was the case of affairs
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The speed at which the Internet reacts will never cease to amaze me. Some people really have too much free time (and, to be honest, talent, because some of these are truly funny).
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I heard Chiellini even slathered some butter on his shoulder to tempt him for the purpose of getting him ejected.
I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone - Bjarne Stroustrup
The world is going to laugh at you anyway, might as well crack the 1st joke!
My code has no bugs, it runs exactly as it was written.
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He's Italian - Olive Oil, surely?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Maybe mixed with some Balsamic Vinegar for that extra 'bite'? 
I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone - Bjarne Stroustrup
The world is going to laugh at you anyway, might as well crack the 1st joke!
My code has no bugs, it runs exactly as it was written.
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In fact it's the Italian team's fault - They should've clarified that Chiellini is not a sort of pasta.
The console is a black place
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is an oxymoron. That's probably why a lot of politicians act like morons.
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The sad thing is, how many people buy into what the politicians say, are single issue voters, etc. There truly is a science to politics, and quite frankly, while politicians do some inane things, it is actually the voting masses that act (and sadly, vote) like morons.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: the voting masses that act (and sadly, vote) like for morons
FTFY!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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