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Leonard Rossiter made a gem of a short film about him in the 1970's
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Half of Welsh holidaymakers admit they drink alcohol every day whilst abroad, a survey has shown.
Sorry? How is this either [0] a problem or [1] newsworthy? They're on holiday! Leave the buggers alone, look what they have to put up with at home. I'd be bloody plastered if I knew I had to go to Welsh Wales!
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Well, we can't take the sheep with us as hand luggage...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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When I was fourteen years old they made a survey at school on our alcohol habits. If they had had any clue about how a fourteen yearolds brain is wired, they would have understood what a load of crock the results were.
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HALF??
What the hell do the rest of the girly pooftah's do?
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Washington Redskins Joke of the day
Redskins owner loses trademark protection but is still defiant.
Says, "You'll have to Sioux me"
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Mike Hankey wrote: Says, "You'll have to Sioux me"
Quickly followed by "I'll Navajo down without a fight!". It's the Seminole event in his life.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Where's the Innu end? DOH!
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I Hopi this will end soon, what say Ute?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Agreed - Mayas well kill it right now...
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I don't know, Huron fire!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Well, that's hau I keep the ol' wig warm...
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Are you playing with Natchez again?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Wai-Wai did we start this... 
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This Shasta stop at some point.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I thought everybody knew this word, it's one I use a lot. Just found out a bloke I work with that comes from up North(Bristol) has never heard it before. After some googling, to my surprise, it turns out it is a Portsmouth word.
Does no-one else really use this word or even heard it before?
* It means somebody who crys/moans a lot.
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P0mpey3 wrote: It means somebody who crys/moans a lot.
We use the word footballer.
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So, what do you call an Italian footballer? 
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Nope, but this[^] cracks me up (SFW)
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I always thunk it was an onomatopoeic word for horse noises.
Didn't know it was a local onomatopoeic word for horse noises.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The only time I've ever heard that word used is in a pub in Portsmouth, with a heavily refreshed mother shouting at her young children to "stop squinnying".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: with a heavily refreshed mother shouting at her young children to "stop squinnying".
That is exactly the correct usage of the word.
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Isn't it whinny?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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