|
I take all our old clothes to those places that give you cash for them by weight now.
Around a year ago I took all the clothes I was now too fat for to one of them and sold them all for a fiver.
Spent the money on a big sandwich.
I regret nothing.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
|
|
|
|
|
Many, many, many years ago, one Saturday night, we were walking through Lichfield city centre after the pubs had shut and one lad was relieving himself up against the window of the British Heart Foundation shop, leaning with one hand on the glass high above his head in the time honoured tradition of the tired and emotional gentleman.
There was a loud crash as the window gave way and he fell into the shop. He got to his feet, shook his head a little, stepped out of the shop back into the street, looked left, looked right, and then legged it.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
|
|
|
|
|
what the hell was he drinking?
actually never mind I have no intention of ever going to Lichfield
(are you sure it wasn't Nagy?)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Even more amusing was the punk (full on multi-coloured mohawk) one night who booted a door to a house to amuse his punk disciples (for he was Lichfield's head punk) and his foot went straight through the door up to his ankle.
After a few seconds the door opened and he had to hop into the house as his foot was still stuck.
The person opening the door was wearing a police uniform, I'm assuming actual police officer rather than stripper-gram.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
|
|
|
|
|
Places to sleep AND to relieve yourself. Now that is charitable...
|
|
|
|
|
As long as we're speaking of charities; Mike Hankey charity, give and save a mentally challenged man. 
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
|
|
|
|
|
Quote: save a mentally challenged man.
I've got some Monopoly money if you like 
|
|
|
|
|
Appears to me most of the citizens of CP are mentally challenged in some manner...
Sorry Mike, your not that special.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
|
|
|
|
|
IBM ran a series of Adverts claiming their staff were "special" which the UK arm kept pointing out had a different connotation in the UK
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
|
|
|
|
|
Mike Hankey wrote: Mike Hankey charity, give and save a mentally challenged man.
Who are we supposed to give the mentally challenged man to?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
|
|
|
|
|
chriselst wrote:
Who are we supposed to give the mentally challenged man to?
Rich woman with a bad cough?
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
|
|
|
|
|
Mike Hankey wrote: Rich woman with a bad cough?
I know a bad woman with a rich cough, will that do?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
|
|
|
|
|
DeathByChocolate wrote: I know a bad woman with a rich cough, will that do?
I've had plenty of them thought I'd try it the other way around see how it worked.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
|
|
|
|
|
Mike Hankey wrote: thought I'd try it the other way around see how it worked
... as the actress said to the bishop! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
|
|
|
|
|
Mike Hankey wrote: chriselst wrote:
Who are we supposed to give the mentally challenged man to?
Rich woman with a bad cough?
Where do I fine these women?
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
|
|
|
|
|
JimmyRopes wrote: Where do I fine these women?
I haven't found where to find them yet but have ruled out; set ups from relatives, bars, taverns, lounges, saloons, pool halls, hitch hikers.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
|
|
|
|
|
Mike Hankey wrote: I ... have ruled out; set ups from relatives, bars, taverns, lounges, saloons, pool halls, hitch hikers.
What is left? 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
|
|
|
|
|
That's the part I ain't figured out yet.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
|
|
|
|
|
|
DaveAuld wrote: I really do wonder what the cost of running all these shops is round the UK versus how much actually makes it back to what the charity is working towards, i.e. what the net charitable amount is versus the gross collected.
In the US there is often a statistic that relates to amount of the donation that actually goes to helping the charity target.
For example see "What portion of my donation directly supports your mission or service delivery?" in the following.
http://www.redcross.org/help-faq#financial-donations[^]
|
|
|
|
|
So you're envisioning a sort of massive Charity CostCo to spread the cost?
Actually, that's a bloody good idea! If all the charities clubbed together there could be a whole charity-mall!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
|
|
|
|
|
Exactly....in the old days they used to be called co-operatives!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Display Name Taken wrote: Why did the person in question not inform them of their mistake?
Yea I can see that working...
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
