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GeneralRe: And in the darkness bind them. PinprofessionalRhuros14-Jul-14 0:33 
GeneralRe: One Doodle to rule them all PinmemberJimmyRopes13-Jul-14 5:10 
GeneralProof the world is going to hell [modified] PinmemberEggbert Bartholomew Bligh12-Jul-14 16:51 
GeneralRe: Proof the world is going to hell PinmemberRoger Wright12-Jul-14 17:25 
QuestionRe: Proof the world is going to hell PinmemberEggbert Bartholomew Bligh12-Jul-14 17:45 
GeneralRe: Proof the world is going to hell PinmemberCDP180212-Jul-14 21:57 
GeneralRe: Proof the world is going to hell PinprotectorPete O'Hanlon12-Jul-14 22:10 
GeneralRe: Proof the world is going to hell PinmemberEggbert Bartholomew Bligh13-Jul-14 3:57 
GeneralRe: Proof the world is going to hell PinmemberMember 419459313-Jul-14 9:26 
GeneralRe: Proof the world is going to hell PinprofessionalSander Rossel13-Jul-14 1:28 
GeneralRe: Proof the world is going to hell PinmemberEggbert Bartholomew Bligh13-Jul-14 4:02 
GeneralRe: Proof the world is going to hell PinprofessionalSander Rossel13-Jul-14 6:47 
GeneralRe: Proof the world is going to hell PinmemberEggbert Bartholomew Bligh13-Jul-14 7:02 
GeneralGive the ballerina a drink PinmemberJimmyRopes12-Jul-14 3:33 
A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a bar in Dublin.
 
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'
 
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, 'Give the ballerina a drink!'
 
The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down.
 
She turned to the patrons, and again pointed around at all of them revealing the same very hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'
 
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
said, 'Give the ballerina another drink!'
 
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, 'Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?'
 
The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her leg that high.....has got to be a ballerina!' Big Grin | :-D

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GeneralRe: Give the ballerina a drink PinprofessionalKenneth Haugland12-Jul-14 7:58 
GeneralRe: Give the ballerina a drink PinprofessionalDuncan Edwards Jones12-Jul-14 11:36 
GeneralRe: Give the ballerina a drink PinprofessionalMike Hankey12-Jul-14 9:32 
GeneralThe loser's final! PinmemberOso Oluwafemi Ebenezer12-Jul-14 3:09 
GeneralRe: The loser's final! PinprofessionalKenneth Haugland12-Jul-14 7:58 
GeneralRe: The loser's final! PinprofessionalSoMad12-Jul-14 11:23 
GeneralLet's betting! PinmemberWuRunZhe12-Jul-14 2:06 
GeneralRe: Let's betting! Pinmemberharold aptroot12-Jul-14 2:26 
GeneralRe: Let's betting! PinmemberMaximilien12-Jul-14 2:36 
GeneralRe: Let's betting! Pinmemberharold aptroot12-Jul-14 2:52 
GeneralRe: Let's betting! PinmemberWuRunZhe12-Jul-14 2:41 
GeneralRe: Let's betting! PinprotectorOriginalGriff12-Jul-14 2:30 
GeneralRe: Let's betting! PinmemberWuRunZhe12-Jul-14 2:42 
GeneralRe: Let's betting! PinmemberWes Aday12-Jul-14 2:47 
GeneralRe: Let's betting! PinprotectorOriginalGriff12-Jul-14 2:48 
GeneralRe: Let's betting! PinprotectorRichard MacCutchan12-Jul-14 2:52 
GeneralRe: Let's betting! PinprotectorOriginalGriff12-Jul-14 3:03 
GeneralRe: Let's betting! Pinmembermark merrens12-Jul-14 6:19 
GeneralWho will be winner ? [modified] PinprofessionalSandeep Singh Shekhawat11-Jul-14 20:28 
GeneralRe: Who will be winner ? PinmemberJimmyRopes11-Jul-14 20:44 
GeneralRe: Who will be winner ? PinprotectorOriginalGriff11-Jul-14 21:17 
GeneralRe: Who will be winner ? PinprofessionalRob Philpott11-Jul-14 21:51 
GeneralRe: Who will be winner ? PinprotectorOriginalGriff11-Jul-14 22:05 
GeneralRe: Who will be winner ? PinprofessionalRob Philpott11-Jul-14 22:13 
GeneralRe: Who will be winner ? PinprotectorOriginalGriff11-Jul-14 23:41 
GeneralRe: Who will be winner ? PinprofessionalRob Philpott11-Jul-14 23:54 
GeneralRe: Who will be winner ? PinmvpFlorian Rappl12-Jul-14 0:02 
GeneralRe: Who will be winner ? Pinmember Michael Martin 12-Jul-14 0:32 
GeneralRe: Who will be winner ? PinprotectorOriginalGriff12-Jul-14 0:51 
GeneralRe: Who will be winner ? PinmemberWiganLatics14-Jul-14 2:51 
GeneralRe: Who will be winner ? PinmemberWuRunZhe12-Jul-14 2:01 
GeneralRe: Who will be winner ? PinprotectorOriginalGriff12-Jul-14 2:32 
GeneralRe: Who will be winner ? PinmemberCDP180212-Jul-14 5:57 
GeneralRe: Who will be winner ? PinmemberKamen Nik12-Jul-14 8:24 
GeneralRe: Who will be winner ? Pinprofessionalchriselst12-Jul-14 22:31 
GeneralProbably a repost PinmemberKent Sharkey11-Jul-14 11:04 

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