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What's the difference between an orange?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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1. Who cares. But more importantly, can you even buy milk in pints any more?
2. Well it's a bit like the proverbial piece of string.
3. What type, new, old, Charloote, Jersey Royal, KE ... ?
4. Very much.
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1/2 quart. 
Marc
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I buy all these things relatively often, although it depends where you buy them.
1. 4 pints or 2 litres for a quid is a common offer, which makes it 25p or thereabouts. If you buy in smaller amounts it's usually more like 50p though.
2. Nice bread is about £1.30 (that's a large brown from Waitrose). I don't buy sliced white processed stuff so I'm an out of touch elite on this one
3. Depends on the time of year, 3lb for £1 or 5lb for £1 are common market deals which makes it 45-65p a kilo.
4. About £1.30 I think (not something I buy often)
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I do feel the universe would be a more cheerful place if they had been named after Edwin, not Enrico. 
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Why?
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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'Coz then they'd be "Hubble Bubble"s! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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A lot of galaxies smoking hookahs? Sounds good to me! (In Yemen, they do NOT use tobacco.  )
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The Universe being stoned off it's gourd would certainly explain a few things...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And on the 7th day god got stoned and created man, just to prove he had a sense of humor. 
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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OriginalGriff wrote: The Universe being stoned off it's gourd
In the mind of The Great Philosopher, one must understand that whatever the universe does or is is by its very definition, normal.
Thus, if the universe seems stoned off it's gourd, but, in fact, is the prime definition of normal, what does that say of the rest of us?*
* Hey. You've had that thing long enough. Pass it over here. I want to become one with the Universe.
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1. Jack of all trades, master of a few
2. Jack of all trades, master of a few
3. Jack of all trades, master of a few
4. Jack of all trades, master of a few
5. Jack of all trades, master of a few
6. Jack of all trades, master of a few
7. Jack of all trades, master of a few
8. Jack of all trades, master of a few
9. Jack of all trades, master of a few
10. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
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Sadly most are:
1. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
2. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
3. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
4. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
5. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
6. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
7. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
8. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
9. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
10. Bob's mate because he's owed a favour and Bob has invested.
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The first eight are usually "Someone that thinks that they can sell ice to Eskimos"
And number nine is usually "poor sod who has to do all the actual work"
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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not even close, its more like
1, senior manager
2, assistant senior manager
3, junior senior manager
4, PA to senior manager
5, PA to Assistant Senior manager
6,middle manager
7, sales manager
8, testing manager
9, testing supervisor
10, testor
what you mean I forgot someone you said top ten, the PBI's that do the work are far lower than that
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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0. Goalkeeper
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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If that's the alternative I think we should stay with Cooke
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: I think we should stay with Cooke
Actually Alastair Cook[^] would be better!
Sorry could't resist.
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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that's the lady
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Alastair Cooke[^]
Nobody knows where his body is!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I think he would still be a better bet than Rooney
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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interesting fact about England cricket team. last they won test at oval and after that England player did party on the pitch / Ground with beer and some of player also pissing on the ground. after that England have not won any test yet.
Ravi Khoda
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Yeah, but we marked our territory, so that's what matters
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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