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Pluto Nash: You married twins?
Tony Francis: No, I met the perfect woman, so I had her cloned.
Dina Lake: Which one is which?
Tony Francis: Who gives a f***?
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Tony Francis: Who gives a f***?
Exactly. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Reading it sounds like Tony asking Pluto "Are you asking who gives a ...?".
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Girlfriends are for the unmarried. You qualify for a mistress. Free upgrade!
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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1UP
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I'm not convinced. Aren't mistresses a lot more expensive than girlfriends? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Expensive or cheap, they're mistresses nevertheless.
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As I've said before; "Rich woman with a bad cough" 
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Oh, he's gonna kill me... But, in case nobody knows Vivic[^], he's quite the handsome chap. However, he's been without female companionship for a while now. We - the collective CP - can fix this. Not sure if you guys believe in the power of prayer, but if you do, we need to get together and pray for Vivic to embrace his frisky side. With enough support from his brethren, I'm sure this can be accomplished.
And you're welcome Vivic!!
Jeremy Falcon
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Pray for mercy from for puss in boots.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: he's quite the handsome chap
Indeed - If his profile pic is anything to go by, he looks exactly like Bob!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Indeed - If his profile pic is anything to go by, he looks exactly like Bob!
I've actually seen a pic of him, just not on CP. Nothing like Bob at all... I think.
Jeremy Falcon
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There's an app[^] for that. 
/ravi
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No good - there's no "bloodshot" value for eye color in that app...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If I can't wangle one for myself how can I be expected to help another?
Maybe petition in Bugs & Sugs for a Lonely Hearts forum, sort of like the Get-Togethers forum.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: If I can't wangle one for myself how can I be expected to help another?
All you need is a million dollars. Not sure why you make it sound difficult.
Jeremy Falcon
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Money can't buy you love. But you can get a good substitute (or something that rhymes with it) 
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WiganLatics wrote: Money can't buy you love
Yep, that's what they said[^].
/ravi
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You do know you're talking to nerds and geeks right Jeremy?
We can't all have the professional head shots like you to attract the ladies. There is strong competition, Vivic will have to wait or battle it out like the rest of us to be found by someone who can ignore or overlook our geekiness. Or start to make the big bucks... face it, people with money can pretty much do what they want. 
Some of us do get lucky. I did, although it could be about timing as I met my wife before I was a software engineer. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: Some of us do get lucky.
Quite. Mine was very appreciative of a program I wrote for her that saved her many hours of a repetitive task where we were working at the time. 
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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S Houghtelin wrote: You do know you're talking to nerds and geeks right Jeremy?
Yup. I also realize there are a lot of women out there that don't hate smart people. Being into tech doesn't make you bad with women. Being too afraid to talk to them does however.
S Houghtelin wrote: We can't all have the professional head shots like you to attract the ladies.
There's a lot of good looking guys out there that can't find a chick. You'd be surprised just how much personality counts. Besides, Vivic is a good looking guy. He just needs himself a woman! 
Jeremy Falcon
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Quote: Being into tech doesn't make you bad with women. Being too afraid to talk to them does however.
The problem is that 'being into tech' frequently implies 'being too afraid (or incapable) to talk to them'.
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WiganLatics wrote: The problem is that 'being into tech' frequently implies 'being too afraid (or incapable) to talk to them'.
I totally agree. But, it doesn't make it impossible. Just gotta get out of the house/office a bit more.
Jeremy Falcon
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That would certainly help. But the comfort zone has it's name for a reason. Dragging yourself out of it is difficult even if it is for your own benefit.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Being into tech doesn't make you bad with women. Being too afraid to talk to
them does however.
I think that may be why the stereotype exists, all time not spent with the fairer sex allowing one to focus on the tech without distraction.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: There's a lot of good looking guys out there that can't find a chick. You'd be surprised just how much personality counts
Followed by...
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Vivic is a good looking guy.
Hmmm, so you are saying Vivic needs to get a personality? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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