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When I get mad
And I get pissed
I grab my pen
And write out a list
Of all you assholes
Who won't be missed
You've made my shitlist
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Cue Gilbert and Sullivan...
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Point Nemo[^]
This is the place where the people who give a damn* live.
Sometimes, it's handy to have a map which shows these things, so you can point them out to idiots...
* KSS version, you may prefer a different word. Point Nemo is the location furthest from any landmass on the planet.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You found Nemo?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Somebody had to!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Point Nimmo[^]
This is the place where Derek Nimmo no longer lives.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Lesson learned today: Do unto others before they do unto you.
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So, if someone's going to give you some money, you'll start off by giving them some?
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Giving me money is not doing unto me. Its doing for me.
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Perhaps you need to look up "unto".
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Unto: Archiac term for "to".
Example: I say unto you be gone.
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Also, don't stand 25 yards from JSOP, in the dark, when he's "packing heat" (as our cousins across the pond are wont to say).
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Get your retribution in first! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I probably stole it from Judge Dredd...but I'm not sure.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Get your retaliation in first.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Ummm, love the signature line....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I received an e-mail from my dad yesterday entitled "IMPORTANT DOCUMENT" and it basically said that he tried to send me a document that he would like me to read but it would not deliver through e-mail so he used "secure Google docs" to upload the document and to click the link in the e-mail to view it. The grammar and spelling was perfect, signed-off with his full name, and even hovering over the link seemed to show a valid url (something like apifocus.com). The thing is, anyone who knows my dad knows his grammar and spelling is atrocious. Called up dad and sure enough, he didn't send it. Them scammers will never learn. 
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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I have bin getting emails from supposed relatives of the missing Malaysian airplane, they have inherited a large fortune and for some reason they want to share with me. I just need to provide them with my banking details.
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Seems legit. If you can't trust the fictitious relatives of the victims of a tragic disaster, who can you trust?
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I am not sure anyone can inherit anything just yet from the victims of the missing Malaysian airplane. I don't think they are legally dead yet.
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codejet wrote: I am not sure anyone can inherit anything just yet
codejet wrote: I don't think they are legally dead yet
So I'll have to sue them for being illegally dead to get any money out of them? 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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NickPace wrote: The grammar and spelling was perfect
I guess that's proof that evolution is real. We're all in trouble now when spammers can actually spell and type propers grammer.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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