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This is the highlight of the day, when the steward delivers the morning toast and bacon sannies to the office.
nom nom nom...... 
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"steward"?
"steward delivers the morning toast and bacon sannies"?
You have a butler? 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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He is Scottish, he has a butler, and a ghillie!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Why stop at the butler, I have a whole team of 18 looking after the cooking, cleaning and laundry. 
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Wow! Full staff!
Where's the Chauffeur? 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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they are every weekday (and occassionally at the weekend) and drop off and pickup the customers! (And act as the Postie!) 
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Arkham Asylum has really got it's act together 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Now you are just talking batty.
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Toast AND Bacon Sarnies?
Is not one serving of bread enough?
Perhaps you could combine them into toasted bacon sarnies and be increasingly efficient in your petit déjeuner?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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2 slices of toast with butter and orange marmalade + 1 (sometimes 2) bacon sandwiches. That is my daily 9am breakfast
Too busy in the morning to go to the galley first thing in the day for official breakfast. I'm up at 5:15 and have my first meeting at 5:45, then get permits issued and prepare for the onshore management call at 8am.
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He must not be a developer if he can afford all that 
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It is free
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Then clearly I'm either in the wrong job or working for the wrong company.
We only get free coffee all day long, and since it's free I make sure I get my 9 cups a day !
ENJOY
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The downside is you have to work on a small platform in the middle of the North Sea, and you get worked like a dog when you're out there, if my impression of oil/gas engineering work is accurate.
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Now let's address the real issue - Brown sauce (king of meat-covering condiments) or ketchup (slightly tangy red substance used to mask the taste of processed foods)?
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Neither....normally. However occassionally Heinz Ketchup, not the stuff that tastes like battery acid.
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Red Sauce to be used on Fish Finger Sandwiches
Brown Sauce to be used on Everything Else.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Nah - Red Sauce goes with Yellow Sauce when assembling burgers.
Fish Finger Sandwiches go with Bin.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Fish Finger Sandwiches go with Bin.
Burn the heretic!!
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What are you, some kind of communist or heathen?
Fish Finger Sandwiches with Red Sauce is ambrosia steeped in nectar, it is the food of the gods!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I'm both a communist (in your terms - i.e. to the left of Thatcher) and heathen don't blame OG's disdain for the food of the people on that 
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Wait what, not my ideal choice but what's wrong with a fish finger sandwich?
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