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You remind me of my horse
Daddy told me we were made for each other
All the guys come around for her jugs
The library didn't have the right book to steady my table
Drivin' the back roads lookin' for dinner
God made trees (so why use the brake)
Fishin' from the couch out back
The bigger the woman the better the cookin'
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away
Get a restraining order.
When You're Screwin' Other Women, Think of Me
Always, girl.
Fat Women in Trailers
All I see is the fence.
She Only Bitches When She Breathes
Can't be your bitch otherwise.
Who Put the Pecker on the Snowman
Her boyfriend. Even he got tired of her.
You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly
They're not my kids. They'd only be half-ugly.
She Got the Ring, I Got the Finger
That's the way it should be. If she tries to give me the ring, I'll give her the finger.
Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone
Yeah, nobody can survive being runover by a Greyhound.
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That's cool. Kinda reminds me of this:
Run C&W "playing that sweet soul music, the way God intended for it to be played - Bluegrass Style"
Ballad of the Burns Brothers[^]
Walkin' the dog[^]
Hold On, I'm Comin'[^]
And this:
Help! I'm White and I Can't Get Down[^]
And be sure to check out the Moonshine Bandits.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 15-Aug-14 12:06pm.
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That's just brilliant. thanks. 
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Been circulating on FB the last few days guys are awesome, looks like they're from my neck of the woods.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Must be a Friday. First I make coffee without a cup and now I read the title as 'Thunderchicken' which would be an awesome name for a Gwar-esq metal band with a fowl twist.
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Have you stopped using the penny altogether? On a recent trip, I noticed that prices were always rounded up or down to the nearest 5 cents when paying in cash.
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Yes, I discovered this a month ago. Sums tend to be rounded one way or another, but you feel a bit of a fool standing there with your hand out when it's rounded in the shop's favour.
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Pennies are no longer being produced; whatever is in circulation is all there is.
For cash purchases, prices are to be rounded to nearesst nickel.
For electronic purchases, pennies are essentially still in effect.
So... if you purchase something for, say, $23.02, pay with cash.
If it is $23.03, use your card and save 2 cents.
The reason for getting rid of the pennies are:
1. cost - about 1 1/2 to 2 cents to produce
2. people hoard them and only cash them in on occasion; I remember my parents doing that and cashing in $50 or more at a time - all pennies.
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Interesting. I wish they'd do that here as well. Pennies just add weight, are not accepted by most coin machines, and people just accumulate them in their car's cup holders.
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I generally inflict them about 2 dozen at a time on a waiter who annoys me in lieu of a quarter as part of a cash tip.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Yep, for cash transactions only.
$1.01, $1.02 -> $1.00
$1.03, $1.04 -> $1.05
I'd rather be phishing!
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The quarter is the new penny...don't usually get anything lower than that, inflation sux. I do the bulk of my purchasing online these days, so I don't notice that much.
I still have jars of pennies...should melt them down and sell them as a copper ingot on eBay 
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DaveX86 wrote: sell them as a copper ingot on eBay
They aren't copper anymore; I think they are a combination of metals.
After 1997 to 2003... copper plated zinc
1999 to 2003... steel, copper, nickel
2003 on.. multi-ply plated steel
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Ah, thanks for the info...I guess I'll have to say 'genuine imitation copper ingot' in the description then
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Noticed that on my last trip to Toronto last spring.
I like it and wish the US would do the same. Heck, we could stop using the nickel as well...
I also liked the Canadian mylar bills.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Mike Mullikin wrote: stop using the nickel as well
Ooooh, I get to roll out Groucho again:
"What America needs is an eight-cent nickel. That way you can use it to buy a three-cent newspaper and get the same nickel back."
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Better yet, add the following paper currency ($1.01, $5.05, $10.10 and $20.20) to what we already have.
That should eliminate the headaches.
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The $9.99 should be handy as well
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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Not needed. If I pay $11, I will get back $1.01.
Having $1, $1.01, $5, $5.05, $10, $10.10, $20, and $20.20 should cover all the coin permutations that we need.
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Yes, the coin was deemed to be inefficient. However, it continues to be accepted as legal tender when making a cash payment.
/ravi
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A sensible decision was made.
Normal decision making processes will return shortly.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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They are contemplating removing the 1c and 2c (€) in Europe as well. The money cost more in handling and producing than it is worth it.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I still have the half-pence from my visits 20+ years ago.
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