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GeneralSo where is DD? Pin
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JokeCode Project RULEZ! [modified] Pin
CBadger22-Aug-14 0:55
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Like the internet I believe we should have CP rulez! No exceptions.

So lets see how this holds up.

Rules:
-∞ Bob's Revelation[^] will be read and understood!
¬. Leslie Nielsen already enforces the rules

0. Leslie Nielsen already said it
1. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
1A. Anything you say, no matter how truthful or carefully picked, WILL be deemed wrong if the majority is against you.
1.2.2 Anything you say can and will be used against you.
1.2.1 Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed

5: I don't want to catch anybody not making Monty Python references.
6: There is no rule 6.
6.1: Rule 6 should read 6.1
6.1: There is only one rule 6.1
10: Rule numbers should not be expressed in binary.
00001110. Lists should be numbered in binary.
11110001. Contradictory rules should have complementary numbers.
11: Pedantry is to be encouraged.
12: Don't harm the wildlife, keep off the grass.
13: Don't feed the trolls with low reputations.

256. Only high-rep members are allowed to make unfunny jokes.
256B. Not dead baby jokes though, not even if they are funny.
256C. "High-rep" can be read to mean "higher than yours".
383. HoneybCBadger does not, and will not give a sh*t. No exceptions.
403. Google it first or RTFM.

OG. OriginalGriff already thought of that.
OG.@ OriginalGriff would have thought of that but Leslie beat him to it.
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(Feel free to add moar rules in the comments and I might be obliged to setup a board to keep track of the rules D'Oh! | :doh: )
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