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Is that a Marmite jar, or Colman's Mustard?
If it's Marmite, when did they become a boring shape?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Is that a Marmite jar, or Colman's Mustard?
It's a Vegemite jar. You can display it using :vegemite: in your posts.
Jeremy Falcon
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Awesome shot
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Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Just saw in the news that there will be a voting on the 18th this month about the future of Scotland.
All you Scotlanders here - what would you say? Yes or no?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I am currently in the no side.
There are no real answers to any of the serious questions. Currency, Pensions, Health Service, Oil Revenue, council Tax, Localised Income Tax, Euro, Borders etc. etc. etc.
Currently, voting is like asking someone to jump from a plane at 35000 feet, If you select yes, you have no turning back and you will be given a backpack, now the backpack might or might not have a parachute in it, if it does, there is also no guarantee it will work.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Yes or no?
Shouldn't that be Aye or Nae? 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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 Och aye, ye ur correct sairrr! Noo kindly pass th' haggis.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Johnny J. wrote: Shouldn't that be Aye or Nae?
No, because that's what they use when voting in the British Parliament.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's a total waste of time and (British) money. If the Scottish Nationalists were serious they would have some credible answers to how they are actually going to manage a country that will have almost no revenue after independence. Unfortunately the argument is based on the premise that they are ruled by the (hated) English, and have no say in their own affairs, so it appeals to the "little Scotlander" mentality.
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Didn't the English say the same thing about every country they occupied?
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Technically, it was the British (not the English) that occupied a quarter of the world. The Scottish have played a very significant role in the British military.
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Psst, it was a union not an invasion. Also, if anyone was the usurper, it was the Scots taking over the English crown and not the t'other way. To be fair the vote should be in England & Wales to leave Scotland. 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Psst, it was a union not an invasion.
I think the correct term you are looking for is purchase - at least of their parliament. Or bribe, bribe is closer.
You'll note that, practically as soon as the Crowns were unified, the King'o'Scotland moved south of the border to dryer and less deep-fried climes.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I thought the crown was German?
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You think the English occupied Scotland?
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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You should see the situation more from an open source point of view. If nobody has the guts you end up with giants producing sh*tty products. BTW they have Scots Whiskey what else do you need ?
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I did here a good campaign slogan from a drunk Scotsman:
'You can keep our women, but we're having the whisky!'
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Marc Koutzarov wrote: BTW they have Scots Whiskey
No they don't. Unlike the Irish stuff, Scottish whisky does not have an e.
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How right can you be. 
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Marc Koutzarov wrote: they have Scots Whiskey
No such thing, you probably mean Scotch Whisky.
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Yes I do.
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Scots may have Whiskey, but they'd keep quiet about it. Now Whisky on the other hand ...
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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It would be a fallacy according to what Alex Salmond wants.
1) He would share a currency with rUK, rather than having an independent currency.
2) He would re-enter the EU and cede power to a federalist Brussels.
Doesn't sound very independent to me.
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