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If you find out otherwise, let minnow.
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Can you say something interesting? This plaice is getting boring.
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We've cod to fillet with something.
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OriginalGriff wrote: let minnow
I tried bribery but I don't have the clams to pay them off. Will have to try applying a little mussel.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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You shellfish b'stard!
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OriginalGriff wrote: You shellfish b'stard!
No need to be crabby 
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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If it's only a fin or two you want to slip them, you could try a prawn shop.
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You batter had dock some points for those puns ... and don't goby throwing barbs about my comment!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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If you can't fin of any more puns, you need do delete a few charachters
Life is too shor
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"fiddly"? "fiddly"!
A master of understatement... 
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poor people are dying because of the lack of some US-cents, but some fish got a surgery. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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KarstenK wrote: poor people are dying because of the lack of some US-cents, but some fish got a surgery.
It was an Australian goldfish.
And I'm fairly certain had its owner not paid for the operation he wouldn't have spent the money on a dying poor person instead.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: It was an Australian goldfish.
Exactly. If it had been a US goldfish, the tumor would have been on its ass.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I bet the doctor went out and bought a new fish and flushed George. 
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It's amazing what some vets will do to help animals!
There is a UK TV series (very short, but there's a longer series starting later this year) called The Supervet[^] and what he does is incredible. Forget "nail a wheel on this amputee tortoise" - he puts prosthetic legs on cats! 
Worth a look if you can find it on YouTube or similar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's amazing what some vets will do to help animals make money!
ftfy
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When we first took our dog to the vet my missus who worries far too much about him kept saying can this be done can this be done can this be done.
The vet said "This is private healthcare, I'll do whatever you pay me to".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Not all of them - when we went to A Vet Who Will Not Be Named (because he is / was a litigious b'stard as well as greedy) in Haslemere his surgery was modern, well equipped - but no animal escaped without at least one £70 injection.
We ended up with a much less modern surgery run by two old vets who did nothing unless they felt it was in the best interest of the animal. And a damn sight cheaper as well.
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I have been told anecdotally that the likes of Petplan have put the brakes on that practice. They simple send back invoices 'unpaid due to unnecessary work' and the vet then has to fight the insurers.
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Our pet insurance has a £65 excess, I pay extra to bring it down from £90.
Most visits don't get anywhere near the insurers.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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is this a veiled poke at the Scottish SNP party?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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The Scottish Nationalist Party is bad enough, but a Scottish Scottish Nationalist Party doesn't bear thinking about. It is not as bad as one commentator who talked about the "Scottish SNP Party". 
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thought the S stood for Salmond's! or maybe stupid?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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