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Implement the go live on a Friday afternoon at 1 minute to leaving time......then run quickly.
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..again?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Not a common question to you?
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This campaign[^] is to get students pissing in the shower each morning to save water.
Something I've been doing for years.
But I can't help but think the final image they used in the story is somewhat unfortunate.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I have no clue about the answer to this, but wouldn't running the shower for an extra 20 seconds (or however long it takes one to relieve) waste more water than a low-flow toilet flush? Or are they actually expecting students of all people - especially in the morning - to multitask?
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In the UK 30% of the clean water piped into the average home gets flushed down the toilet.
Showers use around 9 litres a minute.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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that is why new houses ( and all renovated houses) need to have greywater[^] systems for toilets.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Wee assume that the drains are in good working order. 
Marc
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If they're not, urine for a surprise.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Urethra going to see it drain or stand in it.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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You're not kidney.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I never take the piss in situations like this.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Damn! you're a wizz at this!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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jeron1 wrote: Damn! you're a wizz at this!
Thanks, I think its a "stream of consciousness" thing! 
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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That's where your consciousness comes from?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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No comment...
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Of course, I was just taking the p .... wait, let's not start that again.
What's the point, I'm feeling drained by the fluidity of this exchange. I guess it's just a waste of our time and it will be a relief to consign this discussion to /etc.
I'll get my coat
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I was trying to let my puns drip out one at a time to spread them out and not make too big of splash, but you... you just let them flow!
Hold the door
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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This looks like the trickle down effect at work here.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Better yet, have every man and woman shower together and you'd save on time and water. Not to mention, it's always great to start a morning with a smile.
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If there is a woman in the shower with you it's going to be hard difficult to aim down towards the plug hole.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Gravity will take care of that. 
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