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I got a thank-you letter from him when he graduated but didn't hear any more from him.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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.. and we have to teach them about web security, SQL injection etc..
They will use this newfound knowledge to society's benefit, won't they?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Probably; we're not talking about politicians, bankers or lawyers.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It's only to be expected.
Californians are jealous that they're not the hacking capital of the world, so they're doing something about it.
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Hum.It seems like ur unhappy with it.
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I had to pay money to learn computer science.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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I would think 4 days a week for 6 months in a class of 18 taught by a real world professional would turn out some bloody good coders. They would certainly put the Q&A to shame!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Well, at least the £15m went to a worthwhile cause that must have been well managed in the recent past.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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What and give up 10% of his net worth, like that's going to happen! 
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Don't be silly. He's obviously got much higher priorities.
I wouldn't be surprised if the debt that was paid was to him.
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Is that how much Aberdeen season tickets are these days?
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But facebook not - strange world 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Probably because FB paid the "insurance" to them on time.
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But S&P are the people who said that if 100,000 people have callously been given mortgages that they won't be able to pay, those mortgages are a triple-A investment, so it follows that if they say something is junk, that's where you should put your money.
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The problem with that is...we know Twatter is junk.
I feel a paradox building...
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It's cr@p, but it's Phenomenally popular, so it's worth a lot of money.
S&P are probably running some kind of con. As usual.
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That's what's so weird: It still made a loss of $145,000,000[^] for Q2, and it still gets more valuable!
You expected that in the Dot Con years, but I'd expect someone to sit back and think!
Sorry, sorry. I was expecting accountants to think...don't know what came over me there... 
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Hey! My wife is an accountant.
I think you meant stock analysts?
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PhilLenoir wrote: My wife is an accountant.
I sorry to hear that. Is it curable? 
Stock analysts make up predictions on what return you will get recommend stocks, accountants control the money that buy them. And the price of stocks only changes based on what people actually shell out wonga for. This may be influenced by stock analysts, but doesn't have to be.
And I've got it in for accountants today... 
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No, but it's well paid - how do you think I can afford to retire next year?
I don't think you can blame accountants for the idiots that have too much money and too few brain cells (investors) who are the sheep (metaphorically Griff - don't worry, fluffy is OK!) that stampede for their cheque books when some stock guru says "buy, buy, buy; it's almost too good to be true".
Idiots can be accountants as they can be programmers (you've been to QA - right?). Fortunately my wife isn't one of them (unless you include the fact that she married me, a piece of evidence against that statement) It's when they have the power that they get dangerous. The outfit I work for is run by an engineer - that's almost as bad (especially when engineers have MBAs).
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Most of their money comes from mobile usage, which is still increasing exponentially, so GA figures can be ignored because of favorable projections -- and you don't even have to do much work to create social-media projection models; all you have to do is look at China.
What they may be missing, though, is that (unlike we dumb westerners who believe facebook is our friend) Chinese "netizens" have already realised that loyalty to social media service providers is worthless, so they can all switch to other providers far quicker than we've seen happen in the West, and a giant one day can have an awful lot less users the next.
Imagine, for an oversimplified hypothetical example, what a service that allowed you to post 50 characters would do to twitter*.
Here, we would expect it to be slow to take off, and think that everyone would keep using twitter for a long time, but the Chinese netizens seem able to move en bloc frighteningly quickly, and their "I won't be loyal to you because you don't really give a sh1t about me" attitude should be factored into the projections for twitter, too, because users in the West are bound to start thinking the same way sooner or later.
* It'd produce 25% more cr@p, I would say.
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