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OriginalGriff wrote: Can't do that, it'll cause riots in the US every time they see a spider on TV...
So true.
You hurt my feelings. Well, gotta riot now.
You looked at me funny. Well, gotta burn your store down now.
Rioting and looting is the new social pastime of America, and maybe the world (if it catches on).
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"Average Guy"? 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Hah! Herself has never once killed me after mating. She's tried a few times, but I'm waaay to quick for her...
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OriginalGriff wrote: but I'm waaay to quick for her..
Yeah no more than 2 minutes so I hear.
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You wound me sir! Wound me. 
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Quote: but I'm waaay to quick for her...
Then we have a motive 
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Same joke as mine, better delivery.
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I thought so...
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Actually you are to be held responsible of my joke  ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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In Black Widow society, a male about to copulate and die is referred to as "Mr. Happy," because, I am told, the orgasm is not only a quick death, but lasts for eternity.
Compare that bliss to the sad fate of males of other so-called "higher" species, who, as the learned Galen comments: "post coitum omne animal triste est, sive gallus et mulier."
«If you search in Google for 'no-one ever got fired for buying IBM:' the top-hit is the Wikipedia article on 'Fear, uncertainty and doubt'» What does that tell you about sanity in these times?
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Pub question: If you were the male variety of the Black Widow spider and knew beforehand that getting your leg over would very likely culminate in being digested alive, would you still do it?
Most common answer seems to be, yeah, probably.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I'd pretend I was in to Bondage and insist on tying them up first. I mean they create webs FFS why hasn't one of them thought of this already?
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Spiders are stoopid.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Well if I were to project Black Widows to humans - i.e. add the rational side as
opposed to just biological reproduction, I am very sure that you could find people that would say no.
I would probably go for no as I don't yet see the need to reproduce other than it being fun
and I have other activities to keep me busy. The premise of death would also negate my interest greatly.
Because we humans do have fun activities that could result in our death and we don't necessarily do it.
But at some point in my life I would want to prolong our species even if that means death as death in itself is inevitable anyway.
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Oh, if spiders only had porn, that would solve all their problems.
Jeremy Falcon
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codejet wrote: I'm just wondering what the male is called,
Latrodectus mactans
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I think "idiot" would be more appropriate/
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I am going to a Thanksgiving party tomorrow. Good friends, private home, maybe 10 people. Any suggestions on what to bring?
I give you thanks.
:turkey:
[Hey Maunder! You have a missing emoticon]
Life is too shor
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I think a whole turkey is probably overkill - and rather too late, given how long the buggers take to cook.
Beer?
Wine?
Chocolates?
All of the above?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Beer?
Wine?
Chocolates?
How is he going to get any of that in the States? 
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Import shops?
Beer: UK or Ireland (obviously)
Wine: Oz.
Chocolates: Switzerland.
Alternatively, FleaBay!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Beer: UK or Ireland (obviously)
You must be kidding! You guys, along with your 'mercan friends, don't know what beer is.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I'd correct with
Beer: Belgium
Wine: Italy or France
Chocolates: Italy or Switzerland
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I'd disagree: some of the small UK brewers produce exceptionally good beers.
And French wine? Please: when it's good it's very good. But the rest of the time it's floor cleaner at best. Problem is the lack of consistency - what is brilliant one year is rubbish for the next ten...
Not tried Italian chocolate. Have inhaled a "reasonable amount" of Swiss...
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