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DeathByChocolate wrote: with a pine tree stuffed up your !**!!
Ah. You met up with DD then? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes ... and a word of warning, if he has a wicked grin on his face and offers to 'brighten your Christmas' whilst holding a set of fairy lights and a broom handle, just get away as fast as you possibly can! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I dunno... Some people here might be into that sort of thing... And if not here, then definitely in Q/A.
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You have to be a special kind of person to hang around in Q&A and not go slightly bonkers, so you are probably right! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Hey, I'm already more-than-slightly bonkers, but even I keep my distance from Q&A... So I'm sure there are plenty of tree-toppers there
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Ian Shlasko wrote: tree-toppers
That's funny! I am going to use that expression for slightly bonkers people from on and see who is the first person to ask why. 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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#sings#
She's only a poor little fairy,
Sat on the top of the tree,
They turned on the lights,
And bang went her tights,
And off fell her legs,
One, two, three...
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: One, two, three...
Wrong kind of fairy! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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The Barron Knights ... you should be ashamed of yourself!
Happy Merry Gin soaked Chrimbo to you and the whole family of Vilmos's!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I saw "Top of the Pops" and quickly killed the page. What are you trying to do to me Nagy? Next you'll be posting vids of Bieber!
I may have to dub you "dastardly".
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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DeathByChocolate wrote: I have a new colleague and he keeps me very busy
Willie Wonka?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
(√-sh*t) 2
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 You know me too well!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote: .. that should cover it!
No, you missed an important one: Saturnalia[^]
Especially in the context of drinking and debauchery, and ample chocolate of course 
Your Saturn to have a good time 
(ducks).
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Leaving in a minute. Damian bought me a schooner of VB and the Mike Hunts put it in a plastic schooner.
I don't drink from plastic.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Mike Hunts put it in a plastic schooner.
Just down it in one, you know you want to!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I got them to serve me a bottle of beer and all was good again.
Then they wanted to pour the next in to plastic. I told them to f*** right off. Now I'm on the train back home.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Just as well it was VB and not C#.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Blind Trials[^]
"Sugar Pills" == "Be Married" 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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... with children
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Vaseline.
You put it on the door knob, and...
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OriginalGriff wrote: "Sugar Pills" == "Be Married"
I suppose that is the reason why married couples call each other sweetie. Although the sweetness wears off after the years, like going from "Good morning sweetie!" to "You going to lay in bed all day? Get 'yer a$$ out of bed!!"
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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After fourteen years I still say "Goodnight my darling" to Mrs Wife. Mornings are a bit different, we get up at 5:30 and conversation is limited to grunts until the coffee seeps into our veins.
veni bibi saltavi
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After 8 years I still have the mandatory morning quick kiss, otherwise Herself thinks I'm upset with her, complains and then I become upset with her Same get up time...
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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