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That's pretty bad! 
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Back in the noughties, I bought an HP PDA running Windows CE. It seemed like a good idea at the time. After a few weeks, I went back to a notepad and pen.
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just topped 120 kgs.  Right, that's it, time to get fit!
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Better eat something first.
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Its this sodding working from home crap. Its been months now and I hate it. I have never been this lethargic and unfit!
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I think your name is the biggest give-away. 
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You should have seen my original...
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When I need to think I walk around.
When I'm working from home I eventually walk into the kitchen.
When in the kitchen I eat something.
Working from home is not good for you.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Don't store your food in the kitchen then 
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Yup. Just eat it all immediately.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just send your stalker your address. You'll get plenty of exercise then!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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*rofl*
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Um, your new sig gives 404 now... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, it seems there is some kind of issue with the url sometimes.
Mind you, Palestine will go 404 if the right wing Israelies get their way so perhaps its relevant!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Um, your new sig gives 404 now...
Hover over the link and notice that it has a** in the URL which obviously isn't a page. Stupid bloody filtering.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I think your body needs to go back to it's 1967 borders.
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 Biggest laugh today.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I would be about 3 ft tall.
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120 kg. is kind of okay if you're 190 tall. On the other hand, if you're a midget, this means it's more easy to jump over you, than to go around you 
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195, and pretty big, but I used to weigh 109 a couple of years ago, and the extra 10 kgs isn't going to help my skiing!
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Right, that's it, time to get fit!
Maybe at 130kgs...
My blog[ ^]
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Wow - you are a fat boy
Actually you're not fat - just too short for your weight - you should be 17 ft tall
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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LCHF[^] eating is very popular these days. Cutting some sugar and carbs and sticking to low GI foods will go a long way in helping to lose that extra weight.
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Yeah, that's what I do when I get big. Its worked in the past, and I combine it with moderate exercise, not that it burns fat massively, but given the fact I am right now 100% sedentary its a %1000 increase in physical activity!
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