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You mean like "By Chocolate"? 
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I don't know, but it sounds like Terry Pratchett was involved.
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I think that "Multiple" is a slight understatement...[^]
(SFW - unless you live in Wales or New Zealand)
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Nah, not enough rocks there in my opinion 
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modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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With the word 'sheeps' featuring twice in the title I did the only thing a sane man can do, close the tab.
veni bibi saltavi
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Johnny J. wrote: (SFW - unless you live in Wales or New Zealand)
...or in Sardinia...
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No, you need glasses, I think - they are sheep, not sardines... 
Just kidding...
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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You're kidding but having to write that in English (in Italian is "Sardegna") it actually gave me a craving for fried sardines. I love them, I can eat entire trails of them, and now I wants them but it's 2.5 hours to lunch yet. 
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Good find! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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If it's raining, our cat pokes his head out of the catflap in the back door, decides he doesn't like it, then walks through the house to the front door and yowls to be let out.
He seems to be annoyed at us that we've let it be raining on both sides of the house.
I know that dogs are stupider than cats, but with the bar set so low, dogs can't be far above the amoeba.
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We have a rather smart Wolfhound. And an even smarter cat. And a dumber-than-a-box-of-rocks Labradoodle (an insult to boxes of rocks everywhere [He's my mom's dog]).
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My dogs hate the rain as well. Except when there is a ball involved. Ball trumps rain any given day.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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My cat doesn't have a catflap (since it was proficiently used by a variety of rodents and reptiles, ah the wonders of living in the countryside...) but asks insistently to be let in from one door and out from the opposite one - he hates to wet its paws on the grass when it's raining.
He's perfectly able to wait for 1 - 2 hours before taking the 'long' way around. I love that cat, just about as lazy as I am 
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Mine started to do the same thing about six or so months ago.
He has a cat flap at the back of the house (away from the road, this is meant to be a hint but it doesn't work with this one) so he yells at the front door, or bashes at my office window until I let him in, then stalks through the house and out the cat flap. Couple of minutes later, he's back at the window... 
I think it's more about establishing his position in the "pecking order" with me as low as he can shove.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mine simply and idly waits - unless he knows for sure someone is in the house. I saw it waiting outside the fence that divides the garden from the woods for a whole 2 hours for someone to let him in - before jumping over it. Of course it didn't knew I was home, I had taken a day off...
Also if he knows someone is at home he yell to be brought down from a wall he is perfectly capable of climbing both up and down - he simply prefers to be carried when it is possbile.
I say, he's almost as lazy as I am 
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How did we all miss this? OK, it's not really a transporter but it's better than transferring information about a quantum state
Linky[^]
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Yes, Captain. Very logical.
... Until you consider that the Internet only works because it can re-retrieve the dual-digit-percentage of packets it loses.
Who needs two legs, anyway? If you've got one, the other one's redundant, no?
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So long as you know it's gone, you could just run off a mirror image of whichever one's left. That's probably why we've evolved to have bilateral symmetry
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True. It works for jpegs, so why not for mere mortals?
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Quote: An object at one end of the system is milled down layer-by-layer
I had a friend whose girlfriend did this to him, wasn't a pretty sight...I don't think he called it teleportation though? 
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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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But what happens if you don't destroy the original?
Something like this perhaps? http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HLITQXRH70M/hqdefault.jpg[^]
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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Excellent! I once read a novel about a Victorian stage magician who had a special vanishing cabinet that effectively cloned him every time he used it. It ended with his rival finding a warehouse of imprisoned copies of him.
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Sounds a lot like the film "The Prestige" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0482571/[^]
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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