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I have a shared inbox with the wife, I use a different browser and email account for my entertainment browsing!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I simply gotta stop visiting those pron sites...
The only way that will happen is if you start living with a pron star.
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The Internet and Ewe
Software Zen: delete this;
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If you have to count sheep at night to fall asleep and some come up missing who ya gonna call? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Griffiths and ask for them back?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The wireless hotline?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Ah, at last; a roaming wi-fi hotspot! Besides, what better way to keep track of the missus, eh Griff?
Will Rogers never met me.
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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, is programming the process of putting them in?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope, both of these are not concerned with any bug at all. Bug is something we don't like, and want to remove it.
You can say it like, if Google would get results of the stored password then it is a bug, otherwise Google knows everything and gives results to every query.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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OriginalGriff wrote: is programming project management the process of putting them in?
FTFY
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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For project management, the process is actually called enbuggering (short for buggering engineering).
Software Zen: delete this;
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You're saying that it should be called con-gramming?
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Not exactly - the bugs are there, you put code around (like the cheese with the hole in it...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So you are saying that bugs are the basic unit of computing, without which you can't have applications?
I think this says a lot about your code quality! How much to not tell your boss? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I always tell my boss, that if I do not include some bugs in my code I will not have any job tomorrow
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Exactly!
And it was a mission for one of my former work mates.
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OriginalGriff wrote: If debugging debugger is the process of person removing bugs, is programming "monkey_liking_spaggetti_code" (a.k.a. only 1 neuron working at a time moron) the process of #§$%& putting them in?
FTFY
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Kland surbign etrognet savin!
(soareye - steams to bee a burg on may spull chucker).
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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and to think I spent so much effort in my programming to avoid bugs and now you tell me that the Idea is to put them in, I wish people would make up their minds I can do that a lot quicker
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I read somewhere that professionally written code has 1 bug every 10 lines, so I make a point of deliberately putting in 1 bug every 10 lines. It makes it much easier to find when debugging.
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does that apply to VB jockeys? as the last time I debugged some VB code I think it was closer to 10 bugs per line
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I always thought programming is the process of putting on weight? 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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