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My longing goes from mountain to sea
You cannot know how deeply I miss thee
I look every minute but there is nothing to see
Where art thou my darling CCC ?
Life is too shor
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Isn't t Maxxx turn today? Maybe he's already sleeping?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Indeed! I can post one if allowed to. 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Gotta win it to be in it!
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Damned! There's always a catch! 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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how many letters?
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Gimme a minute!
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Melted Snow.
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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In breaking news, artist and TV presenter Tony Hart is valiantly holding onto his fight to remain dead.
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As is the WSO CCC OTD...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And no MQOTD yet either 
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CP is playing up - I'm seeing the hamsters chewing circuit boards when I try to post - then my post appears after a few refreshes, or not at all.
should be there now
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and dies again[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Shows how up-to-date twatter and it's twatters are!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I proposed a daily rigging of the BBC website a while ago, find an old story, post the link up here, get everyone to click on it, move it to the top of the BBC News Most Read section which is where lots of users do their browsing, and once it is there it will become self perpetuating.
People often don't check the dates and assume because a story is in a current list it must be new.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Quite true, I happen to do this as well. Each time I recognize it my attention and trust towards news decreases a bit - I just don't care anymore.
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I like to think of it as a reverse Ian Botham.
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Dying once is easy, dying twice is divine!
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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den2k88 wrote: not dying at all is divine!
FTFY! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's the second time[^] you spoil my plans to the great public. Seriously I should have vetoed your entrance in the NGNWO (Newest Greatest New World Order - had to change the name due to Copyright issues with the Reptilians).
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Don't worry, I couldn't get in anyway! Ironically enough, speaking of dyeing twice, I was all out of blond hair color at the time... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So Tony's won a Leslie,
But did Leslie ever win a Tony?
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Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston pie.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Cleaned out my airing cupboard yesterday, nine years it has had stuff pushed into it, most not to come out, old bedding, towels, a load of old coats for some reason, a wall bracket for an old style portable TV, a box of audio cassettes (my daughter who is 9 had no idea what they were), and two floppy disc boxes.
One contained discs 11 to 60 of Lotus SmartSuite 97, no idea where the first ten discs are.
The second contained Amiga software, mostly copied games, a few cover discs, the occasional original game, a strip poker game, and two other discs that I suspect from the hand written labels were pr0n.
Is there much of a market for Amiga pr0n these days?
Can't remember most of the games now, Sensible Soccer (obviously), Shadow of the Beast II, Days of Thunder, Back to the Future II, Nightbreed were definitely there.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: One contained discs 11 to 60 of Lotus SmartSuite 97, no idea where the first ten discs are.
I've got a CD of that somewhere! 
Still my favourite word processor - although I have to use Word these days for compatibility with customers - fast, simple, small, and very powerful.
The rest of SmartSuite was pants though.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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