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Should there be a joke icon?
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No it's a true story!
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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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How are you feeling Mike?
A bit ruff you say. Here boy, go fetch.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Arf-ly good today thanks! 
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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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How much difference do you reckon there is?
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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According to my grandfather the Corned beef hash (Alpo) he was eating was really good and he would never eat dog food.
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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Everybody and his dog - obviously.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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I used to eat dog biscuits when I was a kid.
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I do something like that once in a while when I feed my cats treats (Whiskas Temptation) - just to gross out my wife... 
But seriously: If it were harmful to you, would you really feed it to your pets? 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Johnny J. wrote: If it were harmful to you, would you really feed it to your pets?
There are plenty of foods that are safe (or even beneficial) to people that are harmful to pets, e.g. dogs and chocolate. I assume that the converse is true, as well.
Animals and people don't have the same dietary requirements!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I have no patience at all. I been on a train wreck of a diet this week cause it's cut week and today is my last day at work. I'm more irritable than any woman you can think of. and:
This chump I'm working with is master of doing nothing.
Since january he's been saying he was working on an item. The boss was asking about it yesterday and he asks me (in front of the boss) like I should have had it done. I'm like "I didn't know that's something I was going to be doing." Boss is like "well, yeah we need that". I was like "I know, and I'm not disputing that. I'm just saying that item wasn't mine".
EOD we have a list of "must haves" to get done today. So he is like "you foucs on this and this, and I'll work on this". The item he picked being one he knew 1) I don't enjoy and 2) he's goina be strong at.
So this guy mentions it to me this morning about him not getting his item done (the one he mentioned in front of the boss yesterday like it was my fault) in passing like he's on my side about it.
Now, I just finished all but 1 of my items of the "must have" list and he's like "ok that will be good, now you can focus on x"... which is the one he was supposed to have done by the end of the day today. To top it off, I have one item left that is a bug. When it doesn't get done, but the rest of it does, he's goina throw me under the bus again.
There's not much a conversation is going to do about it. I've tried already and once it was my fault somehow and the second time it was "well, he's busy" etc.
I am considering not doing the item. Mabye going home early. I'm not feeling well now or something.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Putting him in a submission hold might change his immediate outlook on the project, and who he is willing to throw under said bus.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I'm going to have to consult the handbook, but I'm pretty sure that's against office policy.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Plead ignorance, when questioned just say "Really?, I thought it said lunch arm break" 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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This discussion could be entitled Dealing with people. I understand that you have less patience now that you are cutting weight. But there shouldn't be a lot of patience for that kind of behaviour in any situation.
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You are obviously dealing with a NullReferenceException. What you need to do in this particular situation, is "don't" trap the error, and let it bubble up to the top of the stack, where it will be handled by your boss.
That is what bosses are for.
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Try to find the bright side: if he pushes you much further, it'll save you some wear and tear on your punching bag.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ah, i see...
But remember, once your boss recognizes where the problem is seated, you might lose a lot more weight than by diet 
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I'd leave not-so-subtle clues about your extra-work activities. Maybe he'll understand whom is talking to, and that it is not a good idea to behave as he does.
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Use his own technique against him. Don't finish his item, but do finish yours. At the end of the day YOUR list will be cleared, but HIS list won't. When confronted about it act all surprised "I didn't know you wanted me to do it, I must've heard/understood you wrong. Man, so sorry about that!"
And if all else fails, just ask yourself... What would Wally do?[^] 
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I mistakenly started reading the article because I thought the title was:
Dealing with people while cutting wind
But, even though my dreams were dashed, I still think you've grounds, at the least, for assault. Justifiable homicide is trickier, unless, of course, you can take this fight to Florida.
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Ah, bad team player, you need to work on the emotional intelligence and soft skills.
Because, you know, as the prevailing opinion here and elsewhere is that they are more important than doing the work you are supposed to do
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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"ok that will be good, now you can focus on x"...
>so can really spin it around like this eh? Recently another dev "I'm wearing hat of tester, so I can't fix these bugs"
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loctrice wrote: I just finished all but 1 of my items of the "must have" list and he's like "ok that will be good, now you can focus on x"... which is the one he was supposed to have done by the end of the day today ... I am considering not doing the item. Mabye going home early. I'm not feeling well now or something.
I think you already have the solution.
Finish up your last item so your list is done and then get a splitting headache and go home.
Tomorrow your work will be complete and his will not unless he gets it done by when it is due.
His problem, not yours.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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I weigh in tomorrow. I'll be in the sauna tonight for a bit, and then on to St. Charles MO. Fight is friday night.
So I'm absent till Sunday/Monday.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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