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Strong words coming from Norway.
The British isles are rather sunny by comparison. 
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You seem to forget something:
Midnight sun[^], no one have more sun then us in the summer..... The winter on the other hand
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: Midnight sun
I've heard about it. Never seen it. 
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Been a long time since summer now
but fear not, Winter is coming.
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OT slightly, Dave is from far enough North that twilight is enough to see by at night. It'nearly true here (55° north) - Aberdeen is closer to 60°. Clickety[^]
Unfortunately, in Aberdeen it is raining.
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He does holiday a lot on hot places and uses Factor 100+ sun block*.
* AKA a bandage.
veni bibi saltavi
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I've heard that white t-shirts and bandages are only a factor ten or so. Duct tape on the other hand...
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TIL I can use my code as sunblock!
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Socks and sandals (matching colors for the class oriented British person he is) too I hope?
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And walking a mad dog, obviously.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Only at midday.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I thought that was when the Whiskey was consumed? 
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Only if they are out in the sun at the time.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't understand... surly anytime is a time to drink. I'm getting the impression that you mean that you shouldn't drink and walk you dog. Shame on you, in that case.
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Dave never drinks whiskey, no self-respecting scot would
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Yes, I kn... Wait, you said what? That was news to me, unless you mean that they pour it down their trough/throat instead 
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They drink Scotch, also known as Whisky, but never Whiskey (which would be Irish, American or ...) 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Oh I see, I have a US English dictionary, so it auto-corrected me to drink properly
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Just trying to save you from Scottish wrath.
It may already be too late and the Scottish equivalent of a Fatwa issued against you (being either beaten to death with a frozen haggis, battered and deep fried or shown what's under their kilts [a far worse fate]).
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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The world might change for the better, but British lousy dressing standards must remain. Otherwise the world would go mad I say. Mad. Etc.
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: British lousy dressing standards must remain
Quite right!
Daddy's sauce is far superior to that foreign muck!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Holiday? New Job? Deportation? too drunk to read the departure board correctly?
we need to know
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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New job.
He quit the cold, damp heart of the North Sea oil platforms for the hot, dry deserts in a search for a shorter commute...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He'll be the only Scotsman in Qatar come 2022.
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