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Nagy Vilmos wrote: knife & fork
Are you sure you didn't hear that second word incorrectly?
Or perhaps they generally eat burger and chips & now get to use cutlery for the first time 
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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From the New York Times[^] A run of the mill story on improved toilets at a Bus Station - I just love the reason for remaining anonymous given in the 2nd to last paragraph.
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Gets a 5 just for that!
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I know her: Anne Onimus
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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From the article: 16 bathrooms in the terminal were being redone at a cost of $13 million. That is about $812,500 each.
What kind of bathroom can you design with such bugdet? ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
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P0mpey3 wrote: I just love the reason for remaining anonymous
Could be dangerous[^].
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Seen Nagy's notification and had a few chuckles reading the messages below.
Can find it hard how anyone can want to leave freezing cold offshore North Sea and Aberdeen for slightly toasty offshore Gulf and relocating to Doha for a spot of tax free living, villa provided, bills paid, free car and school fees for the kids thrown in for good measure.
Don't see the attraction at all.... 
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Are you familiar with "FOADIAF"?
veni bibi saltavi
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Got the first four words....they were enough to get the sentiment 
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... In A Fire! 
veni bibi saltavi
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Ah yes, to add some excitement to the whole event! 
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DaveAuld wrote: to add some excitement to the whole event!
Lots, on a platform / rig, I'd have thought.
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DaveAuld wrote: Doha for a spot of tax free living, villa provided, bills paid, free car and school fees for the kids thrown in for good measure.
I hope you get sunburnt.
Everyday.
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DaveAuld wrote: relocating to Doha for a spot of tax free living, villa provided, bills paid, free car and school fees for the kids thrown in for good measure.
Congrats!! 
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DaveAuld wrote: Don't see the attraction at all....
No, strangely - neither do I...
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Why not, they do have Sheeps there you know. 
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Try not to break any Sharia laws... 
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Yup. Peel back that thin veneer of modernity and you're living under a medieval legal system. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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DaveAuld wrote: Can find it hard how anyone can want to leave freezing cold offshore North Sea and Aberdeen for slightly toasty offshore Gulf and relocating to Doha for a spot of tax free living, villa provided, bills paid, free car and school fees for the kids thrown in for good measure.
Where is the nearest bar to your house?
Protip: It's in Amman, Jordan. Or possibly Iran, depends which is closer. Hue hue hue hue.
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Can Scotsmen survive when being that far away from a bar? I doubt it's ever happened before, so it might be an interesting experiment.
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It is about 500m North, or 500m South, depending on which ones you want to go to.
Think I'm heading to La Cigale Skyview[^] tonight with one of the other new starts that is in the apartment next door. 
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Nothing more to see here... 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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I use Chrome, and FlashBlock[^] was brilliant fro years (still is).
But I added Stop YouTube HTML5 Autoplay[^] last year sometime, and that gets pretty much all the rest.
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OriginalGriff wrote: FlashBlock[^]
Brilliant stuff.
It's a joy to see that little Play button in the advertising blocks of wankers.
I've got YouTube Center(sic)[^] for all things YouTuberish (pretty much literally "all things").
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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