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Thought of that after I posted....
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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The problem with having a drug test is all the revising you need and need to do.
veni bibi saltavi
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Work from home or wear a diaper.
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Can't they just give people the Oxycodone at their desk? It's not like it's some sort of pull-down-your-pants injectable.
Besides, I don't see why it needs much testing as it's already known to work.
Are there other drugs to test? Do you get to volunteer or do they assign them to you. Just a suggestion: don't volunteer for laxative testing as it could be a mind-blowing experience.
As for the restroom closure - only the Men's restroom? Are they only testing men? I believe that's usually found to be illegal these days. Sexual discrimination or some such matter.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Isn't it a test for Oxycodone (and other opiates) conducted via a urine test?
I'd suspect you'd want a bathroom for that...and the same bathroom can be used for both genders without adding any "embarrassment factor" of tampon dispensers etc. if you use the male restroom.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Isn't it a test for Oxycodone (and other opiates) conducted via a urine test?
Test for it? I thought they were testing with it.
It would certainly smell better.
Aside: what have you got against tampon dispensers? That's really it, isn't it! Some sort of trauma I suppose. Now is the time to disclose it - purge it - and move on.
Meanwhile - I think I'll curl up into fetal position and try to remember if I took my meds.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: what have you got against tampon dispensers?
Personally? Nothing - but there are some people for whom the whole subject is a red-rag!
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OriginalGriff wrote: red-rag!
Ouch!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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OriginalGriff wrote: without adding any "embarrassment factor" of tampon dispensers etc. if you use the male restroom
Those low-down, funny-shaped sinks with the weird soap in them wouldn't embarrass the female test-ees? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: with the weird soap in them
Soap?
SOAP?
I always assumed it was breath mints... 
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Richard Deeming wrote: female test-ees
That spelled "testes" and a disturbing thought.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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As long as you can keep them from eating the big SweeTarts it should be okay.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Or they picked one and since the HR person is female.....
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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However, that "protrusion" looks like something out of Aliens...
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I just fracking love these images.
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Now remember, there are no stupid questions...
cheers
Chris Maunder
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...just stupid question setters! 
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Set a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day; set a man afire and he'll be warm for life.
modified 6-Mar-15 13:28pm.
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Fire?
What about destruction on the molecular level? Vaporized, perhaps?
Maybe I am going too far. 
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Why not pull out all of the stops and send them an unpleasant Tweet?
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Ouch! That twice this week I've had my eyes burned!..yeah, even now more than a minute later I still see the outline of a red rectangle!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Can anyone recommend a good flat photo scanner? I'm trying to digitize some old images that my parents have. Sizes vary from 2x2 to 11x17 almost. I don't have a printer at home and the one at work removed some of the smiles from the images. No idea why.
Thanks!
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: the one at work removed some of the smiles from the images
You have a work scanner that makes people frown? 
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