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How do you know Im not Michael Jackson ?? I will put my real name up its James by the way lol
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Well, him being slightly dead is a bit of a clue...
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Hello James and welcome to CP we're just having a little fun don't mind us they let us out of the hospital every Saturday for a little while just to get rid of us. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Because he didn't call me Shirley! Pay attention, willya!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They are re-running "Police Squad! (In Colour!)" on UK TV at the moment, and he was brilliant in that:
Mimi Du Jour: Is this some kind of bust?
Frank: Yes, ma'am, it's very impressive, but we need to ask you a few questions.
And
Frank: We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then
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Yes, Lesley was a man of his time, but Charlie Drake was decades ahead[^].
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Damn. I thought you were English.
Enlightenment[^].
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I had to google him, no I'm not English...you might say a British outcast. I don't think y'all ever got over of us wanting to be independent.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Very simple you pick it up and throw it, if it comes back it's a boomerang if not it's something else a stick.
FTFY 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Mike Hankey wrote: if it comes back it's a boomerang
It could be a Labrador. This buggers always come back.
veni bibi saltavi
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You get in trouble these days for throwing them though.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Well what do you know, my dog is a boomerang and all this time I thought it was a collie
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Tip: both huge balloons at the back should not go inside.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Trade Certificates wrote: this thing
delete this;
Then, one of two things remain: Trade or Certificates.
Now, does it remain a haha/lol item?
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Wow this place is certainly not friendly feels like Im being attacked lol, all in good fun I take it!!
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No offence meant, my friend.
Just another lol item.
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Nope, we haven't started attacking you yet.
It'll probably come later, but it's a Saturday and we're all on our best behaviour. 
Just remember - if you get described as an Elephant, or sunshine, it's not polite.
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Hi James, and welcome to the CP Lounge! The gang here can be pretty rough lot but they mean no harm. Cheers and have a great Saturday!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Welcome James and keep in mind we're a bunch of smart-asses, but generally harmless. You'll soon develop the necessary callouses required to survive in this "hostile" environment. 
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King Fisher wrote: Am i doing anything wrong because I spend mostly 3-4 hours for CP in office hours and I spend only 4 hours for my Project?
Yes. 
My office.
Now.
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That's different for him: he's the boss :p
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Not more than 5-7 minutes every two hours, if a passive observer.
For those of which I post, thereby causing some noise/controversy , I monitor more frequently.
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