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Some people have never heard of Peter Sellers, obviously.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Phuket, who cares. 
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Once again, the elephant gets all the girls. Go figure...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Dee swallows choke without emotional involvement [6]
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Good one! 
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Pretty tough!
What's the solution?
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You have to get up pretty early to fool me! 
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Hey! You're supposed to be helpful!
CODZ PLZZZ!!!
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public static void Main(string[] args)
{
Console.Writeline("You have to get up pretty early to fool me! :laugh:");
}
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'System.Console' does not contain a definition for 'Writeline'. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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It's an extension method which also writes it to a log file... 
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An extension method for a static class/method? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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It only looks like C# ... it's a new prototype language called "Visual MakingThisUpAsIGoAlong#++.NET"
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My boss said it broke his puter an i is fired.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Remind him he has to hold it upside down and shake to reboot.
Obligatory Dilbert[^]
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"Degage"?
Choke -> gag
"Dee" swallows "gag" -> "De-gag-e"
"Degage" -> casual or unconcerned.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Winner! Well done. Your turn next time.
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BACON, im getting hungry while translating ... 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I walked into the kitchen yesterday morning and there, defrosting in the sink were four sausages, and six rashers of BACON. A quick scan round located mushrooms, tinned tomatoes, potato, beans..."Great!" I thought.
"Herself is doing a Full English Breakfast for us for lunch! Haven't had one of those for months!"
No. Sausage & mash for supper. 
But a BACON sandwich for lunch! 
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You didn't really read his message, did you?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Oh yes!
I did! :EvilGrinSmiley:
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just finished a double bacon and fried egg butty --- yum yum
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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thought you might be interested, the bacon was cooked to perfection and the egg just runny enough without squirting everywhere
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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